Showing posts with label clown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label clown. Show all posts

Monday, October 13, 2025

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #963

In The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #963 from the issue of October 13, 2025, we are looking at a business office. A man wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase stands by a receptionist who is dressed as a clown. In the next room, another man sits at a desk with a laptop. The clown speaks. My entry appears below. The drawing is by Mick Stevens.

"Don't look so serious. He likes a bit of whimsy."




October 21, 2025 Update:  The Finalists






October 28, 2025 Update:  I voted for the caption from Burlington.



November 9, 2025 Update:
  The Winner






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Tuesday, May 28, 2024

The CartoonStock Cartoon Caption Contest No. 180

It's time for another round of the CartoonStock Caption Contest. In number 180, two wrestlers meet up in the ring. One of them is a clown. It is the clown who speaks.


The rules of the monthly cash prize contest have not changed (and neither has my description of them): five dollars buys up to three entries. Real cash prizes are $500 for first place and $100 for each of five runners up. As of this writing, I've put $125 into the first twenty-five pay-to-play contests and this twenty-sixth challenge brings my total cash outlay up to $130. Having achieved runner-up status with two previous entries, I've collected $200 from CartoonStock, so I'm still playing with the house's money, thank goodness. In fact, so few contestants enter that the odds are generally favorable even for us less-gifted caption writers. My three entries are shown below, above the break. The cartoonist is Rich Sparks.

"Even in clown college, you couldn't have been a contender."
"Usually I dominate three rings."
"When I took on Ringling they went down for six years."
* * *
"I've got a kid's party right after this."
"I'm a clown—grapple with it."
"Laugh at your own risk."
"Why can't you take this seriously?"
"Only one of us can give 'em the greatest show on earth."




June 25, 2024 Update:  The Winner




The Judges Deliberate





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Monday, April 29, 2024

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #894

A couple of clowns take in the art gallery scene in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #894 from the issue of April 22 & 29, 2024. My caption is shown below. The drawing is by Benjamin Schwartz.
"He's no Emmett Kelly."



May 12, 2024 Update:  The Finalists






May 15, 2024 Update:  I voted for the caption from Camarillo.


May 25, 2024 Update:  The Winner





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Friday, February 9, 2024

MDLinx Comic Consult No. 16

The MDLinx Comic Consult is a caption contest open only to physicians with a sense of humor. Prizes are a $100 Amazon gift card for first place, and $50 gift cards for up to four runners up. I've won $50 gift cards for contests #12, #13, and #14, so I am eager to see if I can do it again after my failure to ace #15. In contest #16, a clown visits a doctor's office. Five entries are permitted; each of mine is shown below, above the break. The MDLinx cartoon, as ever, is by Jonny Hawkins.

"I don't find this amusing."
"What seems to be the problem with your funny bone?"
"Take off your shoes so I can rule out acromegaly."
"Don't you have a happy place?"
"At your age, no more than five to a car."
* * *
"It's time you cut back on the pratfalls."
"Don't they have a clinic at the clown college?"



March 2, 2024 Update:  The Winner










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Wednesday, February 8, 2023

Clown Feet: Charles Addams and Ronald Searle

How often does it happen that two top cartoonists come up with virtually the same idea? Actually, it's not all that rare, and often it does not involve intentional or even inadvertent copying. Charles Addams (1912-1988) and Ronald Searle (1920-2011) were two of the leading cartoonists of the twentieth century. It happens that at some point they each pursued the idea of a tired clown taking off his shoes at the end of the day and they both arrived at a strikingly similar place. Addams's version exists as a rough, probably submitted to The New Yorker, and published posthumously as a postcard by the Tee and Charles Addams Foundation; Searle's is a finished drawing with watercolor collected in his 1978 eponymous monograph. Searle's cartoon was created for the XIVth Circus Gala, Paris, 1971, and it was in the collection of his wife Monica Searle. The date of Addams's is presumably unknown to the Addams Foundation, but it doesn't particularly matter which came first. The artists were separated by an ocean and were probably unaware of each other's clown pictures. The drawings are here presented in alphabetical order by cartoonist.

Clown Feet
Charles Addams
The Tee and Charles Addams Foundation

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Clown, 1971
Ronald Searle
XIVth Circus Gala, Paris, 1971
Ronald Searle: exposition, Cabinet des estampes, Bibliothèque nationale, 26 janvier-31 mars 1973, Paris, catalogue no. 99
Ronald Searle, Mayflower Books, New York, 1978, no. 92



First off, Addams gets a lot of points for subtlety. Just hinting at the size of the clown's feet, rather than showing them to us outright, is ingenious. Searle, as is his wont, gives us a lot of extraordinary detail that is ultimately extraneous to the main point of the drawing. We're shown the clown's newspaper, Le Monde (this was created for a Paris Circus Gala), his ash tray full of spent cigarettes, and his liquor. We even get to see his street clothes and his umbrella. And what a wonderful water pitcher Searle has given us! The details are very specific.


So, which do you prefer?






August 16, 2023 Update:  Postcard sold!





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Wednesday, August 5, 2020

The Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #86

"Clown Boss" is the filename of the image for Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #86. The drawing is by Kaamran Hafeez.
"Lately you haven't been laughing."
"Waffles, Bobo, Zing, Banjo, Sudsy, Juju, Tumbles, and Atta Boy have dropped out of the car pool."
"Miss Forbes, bring me a banana peel."


August 12, 2020 Update:  The Winner



Quick Links to the Attempted Bloggery Archives:

Kaamran Hafeez

Clowns


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Monday, June 15, 2020

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #713

Hop on board for my entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #713, dated June 15, 2020. The drawing is by Lars Kenseth. My caption is based on my daughter's idea.
"By all means run off and join the circus. Just find your own damn ride."



These captions didn't pass inspection:
"You know the rules. No agents."
"Sorry, no clown school dropouts."
"Sir, I'm afraid this isn't your Uber."



June 22, 2020 Update:  The Finalists



June 29, 2020 Update:  I voted with Paris.



July 13, 2020 Update:  The Winner





Note:  Last time around in the Caption Contest, cartoonist Mick Stevens showed us the moment when the dinosaurs' fate was sealed. My caption proved to be lacking in survival skills. It's the beginning of the end for the big guys at the office in Contest #712.


Quick Links to the Attempted Bloggery Archives

Wednesday, June 12, 2019

The Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #27

This week Clown Servant was the file name for the cartoon in the Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #27. Actually, it was Clown-Servant-FINISH.jpg, but you get the point. The drawing is by Kim Warp.

"Whose idea was it to spin the bone china on a stick?"
"One of you has been juggling the stemware."
"Who covered the dance floor with banana peels?"
"Who filled the suggestion box with shaving cream?"
"I see one of us has deviated from the dress code."
"Missing from the safe are $50,000 and a squeeze horn."


June 23, 2019 Update:  The Winner



Quick Links to the Attempted Bloggery Archives:


Kim Warp
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Monday, April 23, 2018

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #613

I confess, I confess! Have mercy on my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #613 for April 23, 2018. The drawing is by Pia Guerra.

"It's called good cop, bad clown."


I'm pleading the Fifth on these captions:
"Talk or the doggie bites it."
"Your alibi is about to go pffft."
"We're prepared to offer you a sentence

in dog years."


April 30, 2018 Update: The Finalists


May 7, 2018 Update:  I voted for the third caption.


May 14, 2018 Update:  Winning Caption



Note:  Last week cartoonist Tom Toro brought Charles Darwin to a crime scene. My caption was an unnatural selection. Investigate Contest #612.

This is Pia Guerra's first appearance on this blog. There's no going back, Pia.

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Saturday, January 25, 2014

My Entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #412

Here is my entry for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #412 for January 20, 2014. The desert island cartoon is by Tom Cheney and the caption is by me.

"I'll show you my act if you'll show me yours."

January 27, 2014 Update:  The Finalists


February 10, 2014 Update:  Winning Caption



Note: Last week's New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest juxtaposed royal and business elements and was open to a variety of approaches. See it here.

The other day, the winner of the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #391 left a comment on this blog, another first. Read it here.

Earlier posts about cartoonist Tom Cheney may be seen here. I've had an inordinate amount of trouble with his caption contests in the past. Go ahead, take a look if you must.

See more of Tom Cheney's New Yorker work in the Cartoon Bank here.

News about cartoonist Tom Cheney may be found on Ink Spill here.

Well, if this desert island entry can't impress the editors of the New Yorker's caption contest, then I'm not sure I'll ever have what it takes. On the other hand, I am currently a finalist in the less rigorous Moment Cartoon Caption Contest. Read all about my third time as a Moment finalist here. Then vote for your favorite caption entry here.

Finally, castaways, the handful of desert island cartoons on this blog may be seen here.

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