Tuesday, March 3, 2026

The CartoonStock Cartoon Caption Contest No. 203

In the CartoonStock Caption Contest number 203, a girl lying in bed looks down from her cellphone at a monster on the floor. The creature is the speaker. The cartoonist is Sofia Warren.


The rules of the monthly cash prize contest have not changed: Five dollars buys up to three entries. Real cash prizes are $500 for first place and $100 for each of five runners up. As of this writing, I've put $240 into the first forty-eight pay-to-play contests and this forty-ninth challenge brings my total cash outlay up to $245. Having achieved runner-up status with three previous entries, I've collected $300 from CartoonStock, so I'm still playing with the house's money, thank you very much. In fact, so few contestants enter that the odds may generally be considered favorable even for less-gifted caption writers. My three entries this round are shown below, above the break.

"There was no room in your closet."
"I can't be as scary as whatever it is you're doing."
"Well, thanks for finally noticing."








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Monday, March 2, 2026

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #980

In The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #980 from the issue of March 2, 2026, a king's robe doubles as a red carpet for the Oscars. The king's attendant speaks. The drawing is by Tyson Cole.

"They don't recognize you without your new clothes."



These captions didn't win any awards:

"I'll make sure the photographers don't cut your head off."
"You can't throw them in the dungeon for being photogenic."
"You can't chain them up for pleasing the crowd."
"Face it, Sire, benevolence just isn't box office."





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Sunday, March 1, 2026

Jacques Louis David's Copy of Color and Light by James Gurney

Color and Light:  A Guide for the Realist Painter is Dinotopia author James Gurney's 2010 art instruction book, the follow up volume to Imaginative Realism. Naturally, Gurney brought copies of it with him to the artists's gathering Baby Tattooville's Fifth Anniversary Celebration in 2011 and personalized a number of them. This is the story of one of those books.



Bladesmith (and, let me repeat, not French neoclassical painter) Jacques Louis David is the recipient of this personalized book. Gurney's wonderful drawing of a dinosaur riding a bicycle is just what any devotee of realist painting would want to see. In David's copy of the book, Gurney reassures him that "It's OK to be a dinosaur." Let this blog be a testament to that.








The signed book, with its drawing, was sold last year on AbeBooks.
James Gurney
AbeBooks listing accessed November 2, 2025

James Gurney
AbeBooks item description





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Saturday, February 28, 2026

Jacques Louis David's Copy of Imaginative Realism by James Gurney

Imaginative Realism:  How to Paint What Doesn't Exist is Dinotopia creator James Gurney's 2009 art instruction manual. Gurney teaches how to ground one's fantasy art in seeming reality, something he himself excels at. It is the first of two volumes. Did he have copies of this book with him at Baby Tattooville in 2011? Why, yes, he did, thanks for asking.


Jacques Louis David, it will be remembered from yesterday's post, is the unhyphenated Hollywood bladesmith and not the hyphenated painter friend of Marat, so don't go accusing me of committing any anachronisms. Gurney's dinosaur drawing in David's copy of the book is full of great lettering and imaginative . . . mischief.





This copy of the book was sold last year by Book_Mob on AbeBooks.
James Gurney
AbeBooks listing accessed November 2, 2025


James Gurney
AbeBooks item description






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Friday, February 27, 2026

Jacques Louis David's Copy of Dinotopia: Journey to Chandara by James Gurney

Dinotopia:  Journey to Chandara (2007) is the fourth book in James Gurney's Dinotopia series. An interesting copy was sold last year by Book_Mob of Santa Clarita.



At the artist gathering Baby Tattooville in 2011, Gurney met Jacques Louis David, not the hyphenated 18th century painter of The Death of Marat but a 21st century bladesmith whom he painted in profile. David posed wearing a pair of steampunk goggles made by his employer, Hollywood armorer Tony Swatton, that Gurney then borrowed for his own profile picture. Thus Gurney's drawing in David's copy of Journey to Chandara includes steampunk-inspired fantastical contraptions in the guise of a "cave exploration suit for a T. rex."

Thursday, February 26, 2026

First Editions: Redrawn—The BFG Illustrated by Quentin Blake

Roald Dahl's The BFG—it stands for Big Friendly Giant—was published in 1982 with illustrations by Quentin Blake. For a charity auction in 2014 entitled First Editions: Redrawn, Blake has added five pages of original drawings to a first edition of the book. That copy of the book is available on the market again from Lucius Books in London.










Quentin Blake
AbeBooks listing accessed February 21, 2026



Quentin Blake
AbeBooks item description

Currency conversion as of February 21, 2026









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Wednesday, February 25, 2026

Three Cartoons by Al Ross: A Lunch Counter, a Library, and a Hammock

Three examples of original cartoon art by Al Ross came up for auction at Heritage on February 18. The cartoon settings are a full lunch counter, a full library, and a full hammock.



The opening bid of $1 had been placed by February 16 when I first visited the sale. Perhaps there might have been more activity if Heritage had not confused the New Yorker cartoonist with illustrator Al Rossi. Or perhaps not.
Al Ross
Heritage Auctions listing accessed February 16, 2028, one or two days before the sale

The works sold at a good price—for the internet buyer:
Al Ross
Heritage Auctions result of February 18, 2026



Al Ross
Heritage Auctions item description


The lunch counter drawing is the earliest of this trio. It was published in 1000 Jokes in May of 1954, if the notation is accurate. Today, it goes without saying, this type of gag would be shunned for its body shaming. Nevertheless, Ross has given his older women expressions which are priceless.
"Right here, Eddie, they won't dare have any dessert!"
Al Ross
1000 Jokes, May 1954 [?]


The hammock drawing was published in 1988 in The New Yorker—except for a small segment on the extreme left.
Al Ross
The New Yorker, June 27, 1988, p. 70

Al Ross
Original art
The New Yorker,
 June 27, 1988, p. 70

With a cartoon by Al Ross

Finally, the library drawing was published, I am told, in Books, Books, Books: A Hilarious Collection of Literary Cartoons. The 1988 collection was edited by Sam Gross and Jim Charlton.

"You know who's beginning to annoy me? Homer!"
Al Ross
Original book art
Books, Books, Books: A Hilarious Collection of Literary Cartoons, edited by S. Gross and Jim Charlton, Harper & Row, 1988





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