Wednesday, April 10, 2019

The Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #18

Rest your head and enjoy my entries in the Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #18. The drawing is by Benjamin Schwartz. 

"This woman made me what I am today."
"This woman taught me everything I know."
"Mom's getting on. Yesterday she forgot the bucket. Today she forgot the axe."
"Guess who circumcised me."
"The thing Mom misses most is being able to hear the screams."
"Mom tells me you submitted your caption after the deadline."
"Mom always said if I put my mind to it, I could decapitate anything."

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