Here is my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #441 for September 8, 2014. The drawing is by Michael Crawford.
September 15, 2014 Update: The Finalists
September 29, 2014 Update: Winning Caption
Note: In last week's contest, Danny Shanahan displayed some fancy footwear in the dugout, yet my high-stepping caption struck out. See the well-heeled results of Contest #440.
Michael Crawford created another Cartoon Caption Contest just a few weeks ago. I didn't do any better then despite my skill at parallel parking.
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| "One day you're fearless, the next--gutless." |
I considered a variety of other captions. Sorry, Charlie.
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| "Gather ye seaweed while ye may." "It's a constant reminder of my own mortality." "I wish there were more vegans." "It's no consolation that the catch was dolphin-friendly." "I blame Obama." "I feel so empty." "Guess who's going to be on 'Deadliest Catch?'" "I still haven't reached my target weight." "Yale, Skull & Bones. How did you know?" |
September 29, 2014 Update: Winning Caption
Note: In last week's contest, Danny Shanahan displayed some fancy footwear in the dugout, yet my high-stepping caption struck out. See the well-heeled results of Contest #440.
Michael Crawford created another Cartoon Caption Contest just a few weeks ago. I didn't do any better then despite my skill at parallel parking.
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