Welcome to my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #669 for July 15, 2019. There is a one-drink minimum. The drawing is by John Klossner.
July 29, 2019 Update: I did not vote this time and for once all the finalists are really good. Perhaps I'd give the edge to Pittsburgh for its brevity, but Regina really has some bite to it.
August 12, 2019 Update: The Winner
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| "I see him doing stand-up three times a night and living with us." |
These captions bombed:
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| "Remember it's 'Yes, and...'" "That potty mouth is her new catch phrase." "Isn't that cute? She's playing to a crowd of two." "I'm off to get food, diapers, and an agent." "Look! She's got us both eating out of the palm of her hand." "Did you hear that? He called us 'ladies and germs!'" "Look who owns the room!" |
July 22, 2019 Update: The Finalists
July 29, 2019 Update: I did not vote this time and for once all the finalists are really good. Perhaps I'd give the edge to Pittsburgh for its brevity, but Regina really has some bite to it.
August 12, 2019 Update: The Winner
Note: Last time around, cartoonist Liza Donnelly brought a lovestruck dragon to the maiden's castle door. Fire up Contest #668.
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Quick Links to the Attempted Bloggery Archives:
John Klossner
Parenting
The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest
The Moment Magazine Cartoon Caption Contest
The Cartoon Collections Caption Contest
All the Above Cartoon Caption Contests and Even More
Attempted Bloggery's Age-Appropriate Index
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