My Entries in the Moment Cartoon Caption Contest for September/October 2018

Here are my entries in the Moment Cartoon Caption Contest for September/October 2018. Unlike The New Yorker's caption contest, multiple entries are permitted. Just like The New Yorker's contest, Jewish humor is encouraged. The nutty drawing is by Benjamin Schwartz.

"Two words:  acorn latkes."
"Why, no, I didn't see your eggs. Where do you think you put them all?"
"Now, now. You know better than to call them deplorables."
"I say winter, shminter."
"I have 100 good reasons for you to accept my marriage proposal."
"When I say, 'Nuts to you' it's a good thing!"

November 10, 2018 Update:  The Finalists

January 16, 2019 Update:  Winning Caption

Glossary of Jewish Humor:  Latkes are fried potato pancakes traditionally associated with the holiday of Chanukah. Or is it Hanukkah?

Note:  Moment has just published a profile of some of its Caption Contest contributors here.
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