Try not to get too close to my entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #716 for July 13, 2020. The drawing is by Brooke Bourgeois.
I also tried this variation:
July 20, 2020 Update: The Finalists
July 27, 2020 Update: On an empty stomach, I voted with Kearney.
August 10, 2020 Update: The Winner
Note: Last time around in the Caption Contest, cartoonist Mort Gerberg gave us Humpty Dumpty in a bar after the fall. My caption couldn't put Humpty together again. Raise a glass to Contest #715.
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| "And what happens during the hours we aren't fasting." |
I also tried this variation:
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| "And what happens when we reach our goal weight?" |
July 20, 2020 Update: The Finalists
July 27, 2020 Update: On an empty stomach, I voted with Kearney.
August 10, 2020 Update: The Winner
Note: Last time around in the Caption Contest, cartoonist Mort Gerberg gave us Humpty Dumpty in a bar after the fall. My caption couldn't put Humpty together again. Raise a glass to Contest #715.
Quick Links to the Attempted Bloggery Archives
"Let's see the police find all the dead hookers we hid in the freezer now!"
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