Showing posts with label St. Peter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label St. Peter. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 28, 2026

The CartoonStock Cartoon Caption Contest No. 205

In the CartoonStock Caption Contest number 205, a man wearing a leaf blower has arrived at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter is the speaker. The cartoonist, new to this blog, is Tim Mellish.



The rules of the monthly cash prize contest have not changed: Five dollars buys up to three entries. Real cash prizes are $500 for first place and $100 for each of five runners up. As of this writing, I've put $250 into the first fifty pay-to-play contests and this fifty-first challenge brings my total cash outlay up to $255. Having achieved runner-up status with three previous entries, I've collected $300 from CartoonStock, so I'm still playing with the house's money, thank you very much. In fact, so few contestants enter that the odds may generally be considered favorable even for less-gifted caption writers. My three entries this round are shown below.
"That's an ungainly piece of equipment to bring up to a roof."
"And I suppose you couldn't hear the church van?"
"Why do you think your neighbor went for his rifle?"









May 10, 2026 Update: The Winner



The Judges Deliberate




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Monday, December 25, 2023

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #879

There's a line at the Pearly Gates and a skier who bypasses it in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #879 from the issue of December 18, 2023. My sporting caption is shown below. The drawing is by Feggo, whom I like to call Felipe Galindo.

"I wanted the express entrance to have curling."



These captions didn't stick the landing:

"With a lift ticket you get express check-in."
"We also combine a lift ticket with TSA PreCheck."
"The ski jump is for atheists."
"It's the latest way to jump the line."
"Another gatecrasher."
"Guess what else a lift ticket buys."
"We never said the system was fair."




January 13, 2024 Update:  The Finalists




January 15, 2024 Update:
  I voted for the caption from Alexandria.



January 26, 2024 Update:  The Winner 






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Monday, September 19, 2022

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #819

There's a bit of color in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #819 from the issue of September 19, 2022? My caption is shown below. The drawing is by Michael Shaw.

"No way I'm wearing those robes."




There was no salvation for these captions:
"But I heard they don't wear plaid."
"How about a do-over?"
"This IS who I am."
"You know, fashion evolves over two millennia."
"This place could use a fashion upgrade."
"Don't you get GQ here?"
"As you can see, I've lived well."
"They do call it the best revenge."





September 26, 2022 Update:  The Finalists





October 7, 2022 Update:  I voted from the caption from New York City. It feels good to say that.


October 11, 2022 Update:  The Winner




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Wednesday, March 2, 2022

The CartoonStock Caption Contest #150

I wanted to write some heavenly entries for the CartoonStock Caption Contest #150. My three captions are shown belowThe drawing is by Sarah Morrissette.

"Where the hell have you been?"
"Sorry about the backlog."
"Once again, either surrender the club or go back to the end of the line."





April 17, 2022 Update:  The Winner






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Wednesday, September 8, 2021

The CartoonStock Caption Contest #138

Something funny is going on over at the Pearly Gates in the CartoonStock Caption Contest #138. My three entries may be seen below. The drawing is by David Borchart. The contest was extended an additional week after this posting, to my surprise.

"Why can't I be in front for just HALF of eternity?"
"Last name first?"
"It turns out they DO shoot horses."




September 28, 2021 Update:  Lawrence Wood, in his caption contest commentary, mentioned one of my entries. This is the thirteenth time he's done this.

https://www.cartoonstock.com/blog/horse-heaven-caption-contest-commentary-with-lawrence-wood/



September 29, 2021 Update:  The Winner








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Sunday, August 18, 2019

Rome 2019: The Church of Saint Peter in Chains

The Basilica di San Pietro in Vincoli is a not far from the Colosseum in Rome, but it's easy to miss if you don't deliberately seek it out. When I first visited in 1985 there was a coin-operated lighting system that would illuminate Michelangelo's Tomb of Pope Julius II with the famous sculpture of Moses to facilitate photography. Today camera's handle natural lighting well and this modern innovation is no longer in place, thankfully.
Basilica di San Pietro in Vincoli


A warning to remain alert

Michelangelo Buonarroti
Moses

Michelangelo Buonarroti
The Tomb of Pope Julius II


Reliquary with St. Peter's Chains

Right down the block is Moses' Bar.


Quick Links to the Attempted Bloggery 
Archives:


Rome

Michelangelo

Moses

Travel

Attempted Bloggery's Index of Relics


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Saturday, December 13, 2014

My Entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #454

After two weeks of failing to submit my caption, I've finally gotten my act back together. Here then is my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #454 for December 8, 2014. The heavenly drawing is by P. C. Vey.

"Now if only we could keep out the hackers."


December 15, 2014 Update:  The Finalists



January 5, 2015 Update:  Winning Caption



Note:  Last week Zachary Kanin's cartoon took us into the bullring. I didn't submit my caption and got gored. See the inhumane results of Contest #453.

P. C. Vey's clever cartoons are a staple of the Caption Contest. See my past entries in the archives.

Why not grab some eggnog and peruse this blog's festive assortment of Christmas posts?


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