There's a line at the Pearly Gates and a skier who bypasses it in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #879 from the issue of December 18, 2023. My sporting caption is shown below. The drawing is by Feggo, whom I like to call Felipe Galindo.
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| "I wanted the express entrance to have curling." |
These captions didn't stick the landing:
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| "With a lift ticket you get express check-in." "We also combine a lift ticket with TSA PreCheck." "The ski jump is for atheists." "It's the latest way to jump the line." "Another gatecrasher." "Guess what else a lift ticket buys." "We never said the system was fair." |
January 13, 2024 Update: The Finalists
January 15, 2024 Update: I voted for the caption from Alexandria.
January 26, 2024 Update: The Winner
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