Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Saturday, February 22, 2020

John's Copy of Ronald Searle's Russia for Beginners

John's copy of the humorous Cold War classic Russia for Beginners (1960) by Alex Atkinson and Ronald Searle is inscribed by Searle with a lively drawing of a dancing Cossack. There is also a curious ALS included noting that the book was mistakenly sent to the wrong John, lucky guy.
"John with best wishes/for 1961/Ronald"

Ronald Searle
AbeBooks Listing Accessed October 10, 2018





"Dance of the Cossacks"
The Alexandrov Red Army Ensemble (1965)
Music by Boris Alexandrov
Dance production by P. Virsky




Note:  Mark your calendar: March 3 will mark Ronald Searle's centenary. You can help me celebrate by forwarding original Searle works, especially ones new to the internet.


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Sunday, November 12, 2017

A First Edition of P. G. Wodehouse's Eggs, Beans and Crumpets

Eggs, Beans and Crumpets—which of these might you be? A 1940 first edition of Wodehouse's humorous short story collection is not in the best condition, but it still sells for a song.




P. G. Wodehouse
eBay Listing Ended June 16, 2017

P. G. Wodehouse
eBay Item Description

P. G. Wodehouse
eBay Bid History
Only four bids, but the one placed in the last six seconds is the one that counts




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Monday, August 29, 2016

Deconstructing Gilligan

By chance the annual conference of the International Society for Humor Studies was held at Trinity College, Dublin about the same time I was in town. Bob Mankoff mentions the Society in the introduction to his memoir How About Never—Is Never Good for You? I can now verify that the Society is real, but I fear they were too busy deconstructing "Gilligan's Island" to seek out any new insights from the likes of me.

International Society for Humor Studies 2016 annual conference held in Trinity College, Dublin


The home page of the International Society for Humor Studies could use an update, August 28, 2016


Note:  The 2017 Conference of the International Society for Humor Studies will be held July 10-14 at the University of Quebec at Montreal. Las Vegas bookies have posted million-to-one odds against my being the keynote speaker.

So far as I know, Attempted Bloggery has yet to be cited in any academic journal of any type. I'm waiting, scholars.


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Saturday, August 16, 2014

Interview with Thomas Pynchon

Q:  We live in the age of publicity. All manner of celebrities, the famous and the not-so-famous, seek to promote their careers through the relentless pursuit of coverage in the mass media. As a genuine cultural icon, isn't it time for you to capitalize on your blue-chip literary name and exploit your public persona in the various news, entertainment, and social media? To be sure, you've toiled nobly at your craft for decades. Why not finally cash in?

A:

Q:  Mr. Pynchon?

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Thursday, August 14, 2014

1977: It Was a Very Good Year

Ah, 1977....

Things seemed simple to me back then. I figured all I really needed in order to be happy was to drive a Corvette and marry Marcia Brady. At that point, I should basically be set for life.

"1977"
New York State license plate


Note:  As it turns out, I never drove a Corvette or married Marcia Brady.

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Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Like No Business I Know

There's no business like it.

"DATSHOBZ"
New York State license plate

Note:  I have found more license plates for your reading pleasure.

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Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Guess the Specialty

Today, I am proud to introduce a new game here on the blog. It's called guess the dentist's specialty. Now no peeking at the answers.

"DMD TMJ"
New Jersey license plate


Note:  This blog's vast archives of license plates includes one other from a dentist.

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Monday, August 11, 2014

Boating License?

Here's how one motorist awaits the deluge:

"NOAH ARK"
New York State license plate


Note:  Check out my other license plate posts before the next big storm system hits.

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Sunday, August 10, 2014

The Name is Bond...

You were expecting maybe James?

"MS BOND"
Florida license plate


Note:  James Bond is licensed to kill, and I'm licensed to blog about license plates.

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Friday, August 8, 2014

License to be Carefree

Why worry?

"NO PROB"
New York State license plate


Note:  Vanity license plates make for very light summer reading.

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Thursday, August 7, 2014

Confusing the I-Witnesses

I'd use this as the getaway car.

"I11I1II"
New Jersey license plate


Note:  More license plates are noted herein.

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Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Do You Know This Man?

That's funny, based on the evidence of this license plate, I think I might know this person! I wonder how many people will have the same reaction.

"MR BS"
New York State license plate


Note:  Here are some other license plates whose owners you just might recognize.

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Saturday, May 3, 2014

My Entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #425

Dearly beloved, this is my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #425 for April 28, 2014. The drawing is provided by P. C. Vey. The caption is provided by me.

"Our staff always gives their all."


Here are a few other captions:
"He said he'd never give up the Lazlo account."
"It was his dying wish."
"This may explain the lag in accounts receivable."
"His exact words were 'you'll move me to a cubicle over my dead body.'"
"Come meet our last employee of the year."


May 5, 2014 Update: The Finalists


May 20, 2014 Update:  Winning Caption



Note:  Why would anyone do their laundry in the middle of the desert?  My entry in Contest #424 is still in the rinse cycle here.

I happen to like my previous entries for P. C. Vey's Cartoon Caption Contests, but the editors don't necessarily agree with my assessment.

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Monday, December 30, 2013

New Year's Dread from Edward Koren

Five years ago cartoonist Edward Koren helped Christopher Buckley and the New York Times welcome in the New Year 2009. A look back at "What New Yorkers Should Dread in the New Year," the old New Year, that is:
Edward Koren, "What New Yorkers Should Dread in the New Year"
The New York Times, December 26, 2008

Edward Koren, "What New Yorkers Should Dread in the New Year"
The New York Times, December 26, 2008
Edward Koren, "Starbucks may be forced to reduce
the number of its New York locations to 12,000."
The New York Times, December 26, 2008

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/28/nyregion/thecity/28drea.html


Note:  More art by Edward Koren may be seen here.

Attempted Bloggery's archive of classic posts to welcome in the New Year is located here.

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Monday, October 14, 2013

Gahan Wilson's Missing Cell Phone

For years, the latest technology has been getting more and more compact. How small is too small? Cartoonist Gahan Wilson comments in this apparently unpublished drawing.

Gahan Wilson, "Is this your cell phone?"


http://www.ebay.com/itm/Original-Gahan-Wilson-Cartoon-Artwork-New-Yorker-Cartoonist-/271254273098?pt=Art_Drawings&hash=item3f2803bc4a 


Note:  There is more about Gahan Wilson on this blog here.

His New Yorker work is on view in the Cartoon Bank here.

The website for the documentary "Gahan Wilson:  Born Dead, Still Weird" by Steven-Charles Jaffe is here. It is showing in New York City at the IFC Center Theater through October 17.
"Gahan Wilson:  Born Dead, Still Weird"

Gahan Wilson's 2009 radio interview on the Leonard Lopate Show is here.

News about Gahan Wilson can be read on Ink Spill here.

There are a couple of Gahan Wilson illustrations on The Pictorial Arts blog here.

Happy Columbus Day! This post features the artwork of Eldon Dedini.

I'm tired of writing about Wahington's self-destructive bent. I said what I have to say about it a while ago here.


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Monday, October 7, 2013

Fortune Cookie Fascination

Here's another great fortune. I can relate....
"It's tough to be fascinating."



Note:  Look! There's even more fortune cookie wisdom here.

Are you following the baseball postseason? I happen to have a few posts about the sport here.

No, I am not going to write about the partial government shutdown. I am referring people to my one blog post about sequestration, and that's it. You already know what I think, and it ain't pretty.

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Tuesday, September 10, 2013

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #394

Here is my latest entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest for September 9, 2013. The cartoon is the work of John Klossner. The caption is mine.

"I find the days drag."



An alternate caption I chose not to go with:
"You can't say Zeus doesn't have a sense of humor."



September 16, 2013 Update: The Finalists


September 30, 2013 Update:  Winning Caption





Note:  My entry in The New Yorker's Caption Contest #393 is here. Unfortunately my caption lost its timeliness within 24 hours of my submitting it. That's the way it sometimes goes when you try to use contemporary events for gag humor.

John Klossner's work appears on this blog in a previous Caption Contest here.

Do you like the Classical world? I have some blog entries on Ancient Greece here.

Tomorrow will be the twelfth anniversary of the 9/11 terror attack. My blog posts on this topic are here.

The football season is upon us. I almost missed it!  See my football posts here.

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Saturday, July 6, 2013

Book Review: Piccadilly Jim by P. G. Wodehouse

Piccadilly Jim by P. G. Wodehouse


It has occasionally been noted that P. G. Wodehouse's novels, including even his much later ones, all seem to be set in the bucolic 1920's.  I would add to that the observation that Piccadilly Jim, a book first serialized in the Saturday Evening Post in 1916 during the first World War and subsequently published in the U.S. in 1917 and in the U.K. in 1918, already seems to anticipate the impossibly carefree attitude of the 1920's rather than the harsh realities of its own time. 

The several transatlantic crossings in the story are presented with no topical mention of either the Titanic which famously struck an iceberg in 1912 or of the Lusitania which was sunk by a German U-Boat in 1915.  In fact, the most serious problem alluded to regarding crossing the Atlantic is, as you might guess, sea-sickness.

In the middle of World War I, Wodehouse has already invented his own benign world mostly untroubled by war and other serious calamities.  The sole reference to war here, in fact, is a newly-invented but farcically-untested explosive which various unnamed and unscrupulous governments may be interested in illicitly acquiring even without knowing if it actually works.

The 1920's were doubtless a boon to Wodehouse's delightful writing, but I think he may have been well on his way to inventing them before they just happened to come along. 

Piccadilly Jim by P. G. Wodehouse, Dodd, Mead & Company (1917), First Printing (USA)

Piccadilly Jim by P. G. Wodehouse
 Herbert Jenkins Limited (1918)
 First Printing, 2/6 Net (UK)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PiccadillyJim.jpg


Piccadilly Jim by P. G. Wodehouse, Herbert Jenkins Limited (1918), 1931 Reprint 5/- Net (UK)

Piccadilly Jim by P. G. Wodehouse, Herbert Jenkins Limited (1918), 6/- Net Reprint (UK)

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Monday, April 1, 2013

Proustian Olfactory Recollection and Its Influence on a Legendary American Filmmaker

In the past, college film courses have had to get by without referring students to this blog. This resulted in film school graduates who were book-smart yet vaguely aware that their expensive education was still lacking in some essential, unifying component. Now that should be a thing of the past.

Today, blog titles utilizing impressive academic jargon will make it preposterously obvious to even the most entrenched professors that they can save themselves hours of course preparation time by referring motivated students here. For example, the above title is designed to foster meaningful academic discussion regarding Marcel Proust and his narrative use of olfactory sensations which apparently had a profound influence on American filmmaker Mel Brooks.

Madeleine, anyone?

From "Blazing Saddles" (1974)
Mel Brooks, Director


For those tenure track film professors who may not yet be sufficiently familiar with Proust's literary masterpiece to incorporate it into the coursework, here's a quick reference, cleverly disguised as a competition to summarize all seven novels. Any questions?
Monty Python's Flying Circus
"The All-England Summarize
Proust Competition"
(1972, Episode 31)

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A Post-Freudian Subtextual Analysis of "Afternoon Delight"

Once again, the rigorous academic jargon presented in the post title above is being used to demonstrate to college professors the utility of this blog in promoting shared higher educational goals. This is designed to assist overworked instructors in dealing with some of the vexing cultural questions that come up every day in the classroom such as, for example, "What is the true meaning of the lyrics 'Skyrockets in flight / Afternoon delight?'" Such thorny interpretive problems are best approached with the scrupulous use of an academic lexicon, allowing for a nuanced, scholarly explication of even the most obtuse and difficult song lyrics to emerge from an increasingly complex cultural landscape.

Starland Vocal Band
"Afternoon Delight" (1976)

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