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| "Smile, dammit." |
March 8, 2025 Update: The Finalists  |
Life's a beach in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #860 from the issue of August 7, 2023. My caption is shown below. The drawing is by Ed Himelblau.
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| "At least we scavenge with moderation." |
These captions spent a little too much time in the sun:
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| "Oh, yeah. Can I get you anything?" "There goes the neighborhood." "That's why I like you. You're a bird with class." "Are these jokers any relation to you?" "I used to be like that until I saw 'Ratatouille.'" "I knew we sat too close to the food." "Promise me we'll never be like that." |
August 18, 2023 Update: The Finalists
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This week, I sank my teeth into The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #834 from the issue of January 16, 2022. My caption is shown below. The drawing is by Brian Hawes and Seth Roberts.
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| "You look like a couple of empty nesters." |
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| "Don't try this without the napkin." "I'm trying to branch out." |
January 27, 2023 Update: The Finalists
February 4, 2023 Update: I voted for the caption from Scarborough.
February 12, 2023 Update: The Winner
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| "Au contraire, I'll be the more adored because I poop in pellets." |
These other captions just weren't classy enough for the New Yorker:
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| "What I need you to do is sing 'Here I Come to Save the Day.'" "We'll see who's best at delivering for Amazon." "With the right technology, even you can be replaced." "Nothing can stop me now but the pavement." |
