Showing posts with label My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #611. Show all posts
Showing posts with label My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #611. Show all posts

Monday, April 9, 2018

My Entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #611

Swoop into my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #611 for April 9, 2018. The drawing is by Ellis Rosen.

"Au contraire, I'll be the more adored because I poop in pellets."



These other captions just weren't classy enough for the New Yorker:
"What I need you to do is sing 'Here I Come to Save the Day.'"
"We'll see who's best at delivering for Amazon."
"With the right technology, even you can be replaced."
"Nothing can stop me now but the pavement."



April 16, 2018:  The Finalists



April 23, 2018 Update:  I voted for the first caption.


April 30, 2018 Update:  Winning Caption




Note:  This is Ellis Rosen's first appearance on the blog. And I submitted a poop joke.

Last week, cartoonist P. C. Vey sent a chef to the slammer. My caption didn't follow the recipe. Deliver a reprieve to Contest #610.

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