It's time to disrupt the CartoonStock Caption Contest #162. To recap, here's how the new cash prize contest works: $5 buys three and only three entries. Real cash prizes are $500 for first place and $100 for each of the five runners up. As of this writing, I've invested $40 over eight contests and I managed to win $100 from one of these outings. So far the math is good for contestants and bad for CartoonStock. Few enough people enter that the odds are favorable even for an indifferent captioner like me. My three new entries are shown below at the top of the list; the lower captions were written by me but, on due consideration, withheld. The drawing of conference room chaos is by John Klossner.
"Were we expecting corporate raiders?" "Ah! They've finally elected a Speaker." "We've got to find a better doorman." * * * "Can I assume we'll be working through lunch again?" "I tried to tell them you weren't in." "Your three o'clock is early." "They want to cash in their stock options." "They're not here to negotiate." "The union is getting militant."
Joe Dator's sale of some of his original New Yorker cartoon art at the beginning of the year presented potential buyers with a dilemma. The asking price was already below the usual market price for such outstanding work, but the Make Offer option was also available, indicating the seller's willingness to entertain offers. That's generally good news for a buyer. As the sale of his Viking and E.T. cartoons shows, though, some buyers opted to pay full price. Why? In the time it could take for the seller to respond to a best offer, someone else could snatch up the item at full price. The Make Offer option is not a good one if losing out would break your heart.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness my entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #662 for May 13, 2019. The drawing is by John Klossner.
"So that's why they booked Valhalla."
May 20, 2019 Update: The Finalists
May 27, 2019 Update: I voted with Steve Everhart from Tyrone. Last week I voted with Faith Everhart from Tyrone. Husband and wife?
June 3, 2019 Update: The Winner
Note: Last week cartoonist Victoria Roberts gave us the seven dwarfs on roller skates. Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to Contest #661 we go.