The CartoonStock Caption Contest #151

You might think having a four-week contest would have helped me to write entries for the CartoonStock Caption Contest #151. My three captions, shown below, prove that did not happen. The drawing is by Kaamran Hafeez.

"Would you like to be my life coach?"
"What does the weather app say?"
"You're lucky. I could never text and walk."

April 27, 2022 Update:  The Winner

May 28, 2022 Update:  The runners-up have been revised, apparently. What gives, CartoonStock?

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