Showing posts with label tailor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tailor. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 2, 2024

The CartoonStock Cartoon Caption Contest No. 178

In the CartoonStock Caption Contest #178, Count Dracula gazes into a tailor's mirror. The rules of the monthly cash prize contest have not changed (and neither has my description of them): five dollars buys up to three entries. Real cash prizes are $500 for first place and $100 for each of five runners up. As of this writing, I've put $115 into the first twenty-three pay-to-play contests and this twenty-fourth challenge brings my total cash outlay up to $120. Having achieved two previous runner-up entries, I've collected $200 from CartoonStock, so I'm still playing with the house's money, thank goodness. In fact, so few contestants enter that the odds are generally favorable even for us less-gifted caption writers. My three entries are shown below. The cartoonist is Seth Fleishman.

"Better yet, how does it feel?"
"Why not try a selfie?"
"Perhaps you need some time to reflect."




April 14, 2024 Update:  The Winner




                                   Video added April 7, 2024
The Caption Contest Judges Deliberate


Lawrence Wood
chose my "time to reflect" caption (11:39) for his top ten list, but it wasn't one he chose to defend. He writes:

Bob Mankoff chose my selfie caption but then said he didn't like it very much (12:55). Thanks, Bob. Wood didn't consider it worth mentioning.



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Monday, May 15, 2023

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #849

The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #849 from the issue of May 15, 2023 takes us to a tailor who is waiting on an unusual customer. My caption is shown below. The well-groomed drawing is by Felipe Galindo, that is, Feggo.



"Why do I still feel like a horse's ass?"




This caption wasn't a good fit:

"How do I look in tails?"





May 27, 2023 Update:  The Finalists






June 4, 2023 Update:
  I voted for the caption from New York City. I hope it's from the Garment District.



June 10, 2023 Update:  The Winner





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Monday, January 24, 2022

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #788

This week I tried to fit a caption to The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #788 from the issue of January 24, 2022. My entry is shown below. The drawing is by E. S. Glenn.

"I'm just surprised they have you working from home."




February 1, 2022 Update:  The Finalists





February 7, 2022 Update:  I voted for the caption from Renfrew.



February 21, 2022 Update:  The Winner






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Wednesday, August 18, 2021

The CartoonStock Caption Contest #136

In 2005, a cartoon by Jason Patterson set in a tailor's shop appeared in The New Yorker.


Two weeks ago, for no apparent reason, the cartoon was repurposed by CartoonStock into a caption contest. After fourteen days, the CartoonStock Caption Contest #136 still seems a really strange fit. My three entries may be seen below. 
"Haven't I seen these pants before, Mr. Mankoff?"
"Are you sure you're carrying a wallet?"
"No, not a stitch to be seen anywhere."






September 1, 2021 Update:  The Winner






Cartoons by Jason Patterson and John O'Brien




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Monday, June 25, 2018

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #621

Try on my entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #621 for June 25, 2018. The drawing is by Kaamran Hafeez.

"I'd say you're ready for anything the Mueller team can throw at you."


This caption just wasn't a good fit:
"I trust you can still get to your wallet."




July 2, 2018 Update: The Finalists


July 16, 2018 Update:  I voted for the first caption.


July 23, 2018 Update: Winning Caption



Note:  Last week cartoonist Drew Dernavich was at his most angelic. My caption was more demonic. Take aim at Contest #620.

Suit up! Take the measure of my previous posts about Kaamran Hafeez.

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Friday, June 28, 2013

Tailored for War: Perry Barlow New Yorker Cover Art

In 2009, an example of original New Yorker cover art by Perry Barlow was sold at Heritage Auctions. The 1942 illustration imagines a world where a well-to-do young man prepares for wartime by heading out to an exclusive tailor. The United States had recently entered the second World War, declaring war on Japan on December 8, 1941, the day after Pearl Harbor was attacked. Germany declared war on the U.S. four days later and America reciprocated by declaring war on Germany on December 11 of that year.

It's a fine piece of cover art, although the original has some condition issues; it is light struck and has pasted-on art corrections. The auction sales price of $478 seems very low, and is perhaps a result of the dated subject matter more than the condition of the artwork.

Perry Barlow, Original Artwork for The New Yorker, April 18, 1942
Perry Barlow, The New Yorker, April 18, 1942




Perry Barlow, Original Artwork for The New Yorker, April 18, 1942

Note:  This is the first appearance here of Perry Barlow and I accept full responsibility for the glaring oversight. You know, you just might be able to convince me to display additional artwork by this illustrator if you have any you'd care to share. How about it, folks?

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