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| "I'll post this once I think of a good caption." |
These captions didn't reach escape velocity:
February 7, 2026 Update: I voted for the caption from Toronto.
February 9, 2026 Update: The Winner
I laughed at the Lorax, "You poor stupid guy! You never can tell what some people will buy." --Dr. Seuss
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| "I'll post this once I think of a good caption." |
These captions didn't reach escape velocity:
This week I tried to fit a caption to The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #788 from the issue of January 24, 2022. My entry is shown below. The drawing is by E. S. Glenn.
| "I'm just surprised they have you working from home." |
February 1, 2022 Update: The Finalists
February 7, 2022 Update: I voted for the caption from Renfrew.
February 21, 2022 Update: The Winner
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| "There's a sort of funny story about your life support." "Not the moon. Two more guesses." "The good news is you're very much alive. The bad news is you're way off course." |
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| "Here we are, sir, back to 1-G." |
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| "The Eagle has landed, Mr. Baxter." "Off for a spacewalk, sir?" "Nice reentry, sir." "Splashdown!" |