My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #846

There's something sinister about that dog in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #846 from the issue of April 17, 2023. My caption is shown below. The drawing is by Lonnie Millsap.

"I think he wants more than a chew toy."

These captions were disobedient:

"Better still, what possessed US to bring him home?"
"I have a new theory about what became of all our possessions."

May 1, 2023 Update:  The Finalists

May 12, 2023 Update:  I voted for the caption from Shelburne.

May 15, 2023 Update:  The Winner

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