Here is my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #542 for October 24, 2016. The drawing is by Benjamin Schwartz.
|"Fine, but what else can you grab her by?"|
"And she used to seem so unruffled!"
Fortunately, New Yorker cartoon editor Bob Mankoff has gone public with his choice of the top eleven caption submissions as informed by the crowdsourced rankings. A number of these are quite good:
October 31, 2016 Update: The Finalists
November 7, 2016 Update: I voted for the third caption even though the second was closer to my own.
Benjamin Schwartz hardly ever draws any caption contest cartoons. Just kidding.