My Entries in the Moment Cartoon Caption Contest for Fall 2026

Moment magazine's Cartoon Caption Contest for the Fall 2026 issue shows us a young man being served a hugely oversized meat sandwich by a waiter in a delicatessen. The customer is the speaker. The drawing is by cartoonist Benjamin Schwartz. My two submitted captions appear below. When there's so much food, one has to show some restraint.

"Dayenu."
"I distinctly said footlong."

Dayenu translates as "It would have been enough."

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