Moment magazine's Cartoon Caption Contest for the Spring 2023 issue has an observant Jewish genie in a bottle. My captions are shown below. The first is just a throwaway. I feel the second is the best of these. The entry below the divider was not submitted because I didn't like it as much as the others. The drawing of the Aladdin story is by Benjamin Schwartz.
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| "I can't make anyone fall in love or win a caption contest." "You never had a mensch like me." "Don't wish for anything you'll have to atone for." "Actually, you get just one wish. We don't go with a Trinity." * * * "I'm afraid we genies don't know from Bitcoin." |
July 14, 2023 Update: The Finalists
September 17, 2023 Update: The Winner
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