Showing posts with label unicorn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label unicorn. Show all posts

Sunday, December 28, 2025

Charles Addams: A Legacy of Unicorns

Yesterday's installment of Bliss, Harry Bliss's syndicated single-panel cartoon, is set in a hotel room where two unicorns have just finished having sex. The female is pulling on a stocking while the male is smoking a cigarette. Two horseshoes may be seen on the floor.

"You'd better hurry—we'll miss the ark."
Harry Bliss
Bliss, December 27, 2025



The scene is contemporary and, of course, nicely rendered. Many Bliss readers may be unaware that the idea behind this gag comes from a classic drawing by Charles Addams, one of his very best:


Charles Addams
The New Yorker, March 10, 1956, p. 44



Addams, though, is not going for the belly laugh. His cartoon is not meant to be funny so much as poignant. It is full of atmosphere and emotion. Read left to right, foreground to background, it tells a moving story. The original art is in the collection of the New York Public Library.

Those branches Addams shows sticking out of the water may be echoed in Bliss's motel room painting. It's hard to say for certain. What do you think?

Unicorns and the ark are not a new idea. Curiously, there are some 15th and 17th century depictions of unicorns actually on board the ark. This begs the question of how and when they might have died off. Addams may well have been the first to depict the unicorns becoming extinct because they missed the ark.

Like Bliss, Hallmark couldn't resist going for the big laugh. A unicorns-missing-the-ark card was marketed by their Shoebox division because exclamations like "Oh, crap!" just don't feel at home in the Hallmark imprint. I spotted it in the card rack at a local pharmacy in early 2020. I believe this card has since been discontinued.







Another contemporary New Yorker cartoonist, Ellis Rosen, has put his own spin on the idea—twice.
https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=1333542411474003&set=pcb.1333542478140663



And, in acknowledgement of the pickleball trend . . . 

https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=10163402974629851&set=gm.1314486600006935



Inevitably, there are many more examples out there, too many. I won't try to catalogue them all as there is that law of diminishing returns. As far as I can tell, The New Yorker is where it all started. Regardless of that, I don't think Addams's version will ever be equalled.
With a drawing by Charles Addams and a Profiles illustration by Abe Birnbaum



Note:
  It is, of course, possible that there is some depiction of a pair of unicorns missing Noah's ark that predates the Addams drawing. If such a thing exists and anyone knows of it, please get in touch.

This is not the first time Harry Bliss has mined the work of Charles Addams. I have enumerated other examples here. 


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Before we go, let me just note that Abe Birnbaum illustrates the Profiles page and he includes a piece of technology that was then state-of the art but is now obsolete:
Emory Cook
Abe Birnbaum
The New Yorker, March 10, 1956, p. 45


Modern publishing techniques do not often require column fillers, which may also be considered obsolete, but I do really miss the Newsbreaks—though not quite as much as the Addams cartoons.


Quality prints of this wonderful Addams cartoon are available from the Tee & Charles Addams Foundation, which holds the copyrigtht. Just follow the aqua link.






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Sunday, August 31, 2025

Lucretia J. Weed's Copy of Stop Trying to Cheer Me Up! by Frank Modell

Publisher Lucretia J. Weed's copy of Stop Trying to Cheer Me Up! was inscribed to her by cartoonist Frank Modell in 1978, the year of publication. For a collection of Modell cartoons, the title is perfect.


The back cover features a unicorn on a unicycle. What else? The play on words might not be immediately apparent.

Modell inscribed the front free endpaper, but it takes two efforts for him to spell Lucretia correctly.



Half title

Title page

All but four of the one-hundred sixty drawings were first published in The New Yorker. The work spans thirty years in the magazine, 1948-1978.


The book is dedicated to three people. The former Daisy Simon and Irving Modell were the cartoonist's parents. James Geraghty, of course, was the magazine's art editor from 1939 to 1973.

"And when did it first occur to you that perhaps life is not a cabaret?"



Frank Modell
eBay listing ended July 12, 2025


Frank Modell
eBay item description
Sold for a Best Offer of $40.



And for anyone who doesn't get the one cartoon this eBay seller chose to photograph, this might very well help:







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Tuesday, April 30, 2024

The CartoonStock Cartoon Caption Contest No. 179

In the CartoonStock Caption Contest #179, a fairy-tale princess and a unicorn share a couch, a TV program, and a dismal life together. The rules of the monthly cash prize contest have not changed (and neither has my description of them): five dollars buys up to three entries. Real cash prizes are $500 for first place and $100 for each of five runners up. As of this writing, I've put $120 into the first twenty-four pay-to-play contests and this twenty-fifth challenge brings my total cash outlay up to $125. Having achieved runner-up status with two previous entries, I've collected $200 from CartoonStock, so I'm still playing with the house's money, thank goodness. In fact, so few contestants enter that the odds are generally favorable even for us less-gifted caption writers. My three entries are shown below. The cartoonist is Glen LeLievre.
"Happily ever after, my ass."
"Don't you despise fairy tale endings?"
"You haven't worked a day since 'Fantasia.'"




May 18, 2024 Update:  The Winner



None of the four judges picked any of my captions in their lists of ten. But the cartoonist, Glen LeLievre, picked only one caption and it was one of mine! The judges had already decided they hated it. Listen from 23:40 for about a minute to find out which caption masterpiece it was.
The Caption Contest Judges Deliberate



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Wednesday, May 6, 2020

The Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #73

Don't let the plausible captions fool you: I did not enter the Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #73. The drawing is by John Klossner.
"We just don't believe in you."
"You could use some glitter."
"I'm afraid you're fake news."



May 13, 2020 Update:  The Winner



Quick Links to the Attempted Bloggery Archives:

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Monday, May 28, 2018

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #618

Go ahead. Horn in on my entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest for May 28, 2018. The drawing is by Kaamran Hafeez.

"It turns out they weren't extinct—yet."


These captions simply weren't believable:

"Some days you just hate yourself."
"I really thought my daughter would be delighted."
"Roadkill."
"Who knew my hunting license wasn't valid?"




June 11, 2018 Update:  The Finalists


June 18, 2018 Update:  I voted for the first caption, but I do note the third's similarity to my own entry.


June 25, 2018 Update: Winning Caption



Note:  Last week cartoonist John Klossner had us virtually burning in hell on an old TV screen. My caption got poor reception. Tune in to Contest #617.

Kaamran Hafeez's appearances on the blog are the stuff of myth. Or is it legend?


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