In the CartoonStock Caption Contest number 191, we find Mr. Monopoly sitting in his recliner holding the television remote. His wife looks on. Rich Uncle Pennybags is speaking.
The rules of the monthly cash prize contest have not changed (and neither has my description of them): Five dollars buys up to three entries. Real cash prizes are $500 for first place and $100 for each of five runners up. As of this writing, I've put $180 into the first thirty-six pay-to-play contests and this thirty-seventh challenge brings my total cash outlay up to $185. Having achieved runner-up status with two previous entries, I've collected $200 from CartoonStock, so I'm still playing with the house's money, thank goodness. In fact, so few contestants enter that the odds may generally be considered favorable even for us less-gifted caption writers. My three entries are shown below. The cartoonist is Kyle Bravo, new to the blog.
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"CNBC is entertaining." "I can't see through the Community Chest." "No one needs more than $200." |
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