Showing posts with label snowman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label snowman. Show all posts

Monday, January 5, 2026

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #973

In The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #973 from the combined issue of December 29, 2025 & January 5, 2026, a snowman is in the studio of a podcaster during a broadcast session. The snowman speaks. The drawing is by Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby.

"Before I go, there's just one song I'd like you to play."




January 17, 2026 Update:  The Finalists






January 24, 2026 Update:  I voted for the caption from Lafayette.



January 31, 2026 Update:
  The Winner







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Monday, February 19, 2024

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #885

Two snowmen are getting pugilistic in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #885 from the issue of February 12 & 19, 2024, and one of them has lost his head. My caption is shown below. The drawing is by Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby.

"It's only a technical knock-off."






March 2, 2024 Update:
  The Finalists




March 9, 2024 Update:
  I voted for the caption from Norristown.



March 15, 2024 Update:  The Winner







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Saturday, February 26, 2022

Bob Eckstein: An Illustrated History of the Snowman Print

Bob Eckstein published A History of the Snowman in 2007. The updated edition, now dubbed An Illustrated History of the Snowman (2018), was listed last year on eBay accompanied by a print signed in the year of publication. As the seller notes, "It's not the crispest signature." You can't fault simple honesty.



Bob Eckstein
eBay listing ended November 8, 2021







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Tuesday, December 14, 2021

Charles Addams: The Addams Family Snowmen Holiday Cards

A holiday card published by Pomegranate repurposes Charles Addams's dust jacket art from his cartoon collection Favorite Haunts (1976). See how many characters from the Addams Family you can find. At twelve cards for $12.95, it's hard to do better than this.

https://www.pomegranate.com/collections/holiday-cards/products/charles-addams-the-addams-family-snowmen-holiday-cards



https://thecarycollection.com/products/favorite-haunts






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Monday, December 23, 2019

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #691

Pull over in your pullover and enjoy my entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #691 for the issue of December 23, 2019. The drawing is by Paul Karasik. Just don't call it ugly.
"I warned you they'd all want one."


January 6, 2020 Update:  The Finalists



January 13, 2020 Update:
  I voted with Minneapolis, but I give an honorable mention to Philadelphia for having a caption a little bit similar to mine.



January 20, 2020 Update:
  The Winner



Note:  In last week's Caption Contest, cartoonist Michael Maslin
 demonstrated the astrodynamics of an elevator. Blast off into Contest #690.




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Wednesday, November 20, 2019

The Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #50

A snowman army is the subject of the Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #50 according to the filename on the cartoon image. I'd call it more of a snowman royal court. I came up with only two captions this week, making it unnecessary for me to try to subvert the three-caption limit. The drawing is by Drew Panckeri.
"We can't receive any hotmail."
"I'm counting on you to deliver my robot army by spring."

Monday, December 4, 2017

My Entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #595

Give a nice warm hug to my entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #595 for December 4, 2017. The drawing is by Drew Dernavich.



"Don't give him anything on layaway."





December 11, 2017 Update: The Finalists




December 25, 2017 Update: In keeping with my admittedly biased practice of believing the funniest caption to be the one most similar to my own, I have voted for the third caption.


January 1, 2018 Update:  Winning Caption




Note:  Last week cartoonist Maggie Lawson gave us talking trees. My caption was all bark. Anyway, I think you'll really dig Contest #594.

Drew Dernavich has one of the most distinctive styles in cartooning today. That fact didn't help me to distinguish myself in any of his Caption Contests though. You can read his whole history with Attempted Bloggery here.

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Saturday, February 25, 2017

My Entries in the Moment Cartoon Caption Contest for January/February 2017

Here's hoping my entries in the Moment Cartoon Caption Contest for January/February 2017 don't get a chilly reception. Moment Magazine calls itself "North America’s premier Jewish magazine," so I took the liberty of using some Jewish terminology in my captions. A minyan is a Hebrew term for the quorum of ten men age 13 and older—not children—required for public worship. Frum is a Yiddish expression meaning pious or observant. The drawing is by Benjamin Schwartz.
"Let's find enough kids to make a minyan."
"I think I'm getting the cold shoulder."
"I made him frum, but he could still drift."


March 23, 2013 Update:  The Finalists


April 22, 2017 Update:  I voted for the first caption.


May 20, 2017 Update:  Winning Caption


Glossary:  A kippah is a skullcap or yarmulke.


Note:  This blogger has now entered many cartoon caption contests by Benjamin Schwartz, more than enough to make a minyan.

Would you like to learn from my captioning mistakes? Right now you can search high and low through every single cartoon caption contest I ever entered. Alternatively, it might be easier for you to search just the Moment Magazine contests. 


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