Showing posts with label octopus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label octopus. Show all posts

Monday, October 6, 2025

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #962

In The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #962 from the issue of October 6, 2025, we are looking into the cockpit of a fixed-wing aircraft. The pilot, an octopus, has some words for the copilot. My entry appears below. The drawing is by the team of Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby.

"Would you like to know what happened to your sandwich?"




October 18, 2025 Update:  The Finalists



 



October 21, 2025 Update:
  I voted for the caption from Waco.

 
October 28, 2025 Update:
  The Winner




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Thursday, May 18, 2023

Richard Oldden: A Trout Stream

Another lot of four original cartoons by Richard Oldden were sold on eBay in early May. These drawings are all shaded finishes circa the 1970s. Their publication history is unknown. They may not all be as funny as some of Oldden's other gag cartoons, but they are certainly good looking drawings. It's hard to think the buyer didn't get a great deal: all four for $66.


"Hey! Would you mind holding it down a bit over there?"                  Picnic visitor             

     "You should never have let it go this long."     "Need I remind you that this is supposed to be a trout stream."

Versos with a numbering system and New York or Laguna Beach addresses

Richard Oldden
eBay listing ended May 3, 2023


Richard Oldden
eBay item description

Richard Oldden
eBay bid history
Three bidders, four bids. The one placed in the final five seconds wins the lot.






Note:  Please let me know if you find where any of these drawings by Richard Oldden appeared in print. 




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Wednesday, November 11, 2020

The Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #100

Maybe I've got the Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #100 all locked up. Maybe not. One hundred contests already? My captions are below. The drawing is by Brooke Bourgeois.

"He was caught with how many hands in the cookie jar?"
"He went to extremes over the right to bear arms."
"He can't be a serial killer if he strangled eight at once."
"It's a felony to bring him Vaseline."
"That will never hold Slippery Rick."
"Are you sure he can't pick the lock?"



November 20, 2020 Update:  The Winner






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Wednesday, December 27, 2017

My Entries in the Moment Cartoon Caption Contest for November/December 2017

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...my two entries in the Moment Cartoon Caption Contest for November/December 2017. The super drawing is by Benjamin Schwartz.


"Don't lay a finger on him! He's Marvel; we're DC."
"Pay attention! Did I say to hit him in the tentacles?"




I think that second caption is as good as any I've written, but experience tells me that the first has a much better chance of advancing. We'll see...


January 23, 2018 Update: The Finalists


March 12, 2018 Update:  Winning Caption



Note:
  Benjamin Schwartz i
s the cartoonist currently behind the caption contests for Moment magazine. I have been entering these Moment Cartoon Caption Contests for more than four years now. It's been a pretty good run, if I do say so myself.

But naturally it hasn't been quite so good an experience with The New Yorker's Kryptonite caption contest. If
you're sufficiently intrigued, you can go back and review every cartoon caption contest I have ever entered. Or you can pretend you've got better things to do.

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Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Gahan Wilson's Indecisive Octopus

Cartoonist Gahan Wilson's octopus gets a little tangled up...

Gahan Wilson
"...But then, on yet another tentacle..."


Gahan Wilson
eBay Listing Ended September 13, 2015
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Original-Signed-Gahan-Wilson-Cartoon-New-Yorker-Cartoonist-/271978883933?hash=item3f53346b5d%3Ag%3A0UAAAOSw3ydV7NFT&nma=true&si=YQGb25QThn5Fxe78BW8tTy6VzZY%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

Gahan Wilson
eBay Item Description

eBay Bid History
One bid with four seconds to spare



Note:  Published, unpublished—who knows? Maybe you. Tell me something I don't know. Then tell me if you have scans or photos of original art by Gahan Wilson or by other New Yorker artists.


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