My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #874

It's autumn so naturally aliens are raking the leaves. It's The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #874 from the issue of November 13, 2023. My caption is shown below. Clearly I'm not too proud. The drawing is by P. C. Vey.

"Please! There are some things we just won't clean up."

November 23, 2023 Update:  The Finalists

December 3, 2023 Update:  I voted for the caption from Los Angeles. 

December 4, 2023 Update:  The Winner

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My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #836

This week, someone has made first contact in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #836 from the issue of January 30, 2022. My caption is shown below. The drawing is by E. S. Glenn.

"Got blue milk?"

These captions wouldn't fly:

"Take me to your leather."
"I was looking for more cowbell."

February 12, 2023 Update:  The Finalists

February 20, 2023 Update:  I voted for the caption from West Dennis.

February 27, 2023 Update:  The Winner

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