I laughed at the Lorax, "You poor stupid guy! You never can tell what some people will buy." --Dr. Seuss
Sunday, December 15, 2024
My Copy of At Wit's End: Cartoonists of The New Yorker by Alen MacWeeney and Michael Maslin
Wednesday, November 30, 2022
My Copy of Jeremy Nguyen's Can I Pet Your Dog?
New Yorker cartoonist Jeremy Nguyen's first solo book is out and it's called Can I Pet Your Dog? It is a colorful compendium of offbeat strategies for petting other people's dogs. I purchased a copy online through the cartoonist's website and sent him a photo of my dog Minty whose portrait Jeremy kindly sketched in the book. Not a bad deal for $15 postpaid. I added another $10 for Pup: A Zine of Dog Cartoons. I'm generally not much of a zine person, but fill one with dog cartoons and I'm not going to say no.
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| Jeremy Nguyen Pup: A Zine of Dog Cartoons and Can I Pet Your Dog? |

Note: The very offer I took advantage of is still available on Jeremy's website here.
Minty is an eleven-year-old maltipoo. Here is her reference photo. Would you like to pet her?
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Tuesday, November 15, 2022
The CartoonStock Caption Contest #160
Some might say I'm not fit enough to enter the CartoonStock Caption Contest #160, but all it really takes is a credit card. Here's how the contest works: Three entries cost $5. Real cash prizes are $500 for first place and $100 for each of the five runners up. As of this writing, I've invested $30 in this my sixth contest, with no success whatsoever to report in the first five. My three entries are shown below at the top of the list; the lower captions were considered but not entered. The drawing is unsigned, but I'm going to guess it's by Jeremy Nguyen.
November 26, 2022 Update: The Winner
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Wednesday, October 21, 2020
The Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #97
Here are my entries in the Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #97. The drawing of "an unusual library scene" is by Jeremy Nguyen.
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| "It's in lieu of late fees." "We specialize in true crime." "We have the entire corpus." "First their library cards expired." "We also collect dead letters." "This doesn't belong in the humor section." |
October 28, 2020 Update: The Winner
Quick Links to the Attempted Bloggery Archives:
Jeremy Nguyen
Libraries
Wednesday, August 26, 2020
The Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #89
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| "Would you mind standing? I want to read your chair." "Next time, let's make the seat cushions softcover." "I just don't see why we need a bookcase." |
Quick Links to the Attempted Bloggery Archives:
Jeremy Nguyen
Books
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Monday, August 10, 2020
My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #719—Almost
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| "The seller lost too many socks." |
These captions just weren't clean enough:
August 17, 2020 Update: The Finalists
August 31, 2020 Update: The Winner
Note: Last week in the Caption Contest, cartoonist Michael Maslin showed us a horse of a different color—at least regarding its shoes. My caption wasn't even as good as that last sentence. Put on some snazzy footwear—matching, of course—and check out Contest #718.
Quick Links to the Attempted Bloggery Archives
Monday, February 10, 2020
My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #697
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| "Soon you'll be wishing for shark-infested waters." |
This one was not entered:
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| "Say farewell to the Argh train." |
February 24, 2020 Update: The Finalists
Note: In last week's Caption Contest, cartoonist Hartley Lin took us to a restaurant where they serve up dinner in a trough. Even I couldn't stomach my caption. Have a taste of Contest #696.
Quick Links to the Attempted Bloggery Archives
Monday, April 8, 2019
My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #657
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| "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a human." |
Of course, this caption alludes unashamedly to Peter Steiner's famous cartoon from the New Yorker of July 5, 1993:
April 15, 2019 Update: The Finalists
April 29, 2019 Update: The Winner
Note: Last week cartoonist P. C. Vey presented us with a husband on skis reading a newspaper in his living room while his wife explained the situation to a friend. My caption was all uphill from there. Schuss into Contest #656.
Quick Links to the Attempted Bloggery Archives:
Jeremy Nguyen
Dogs
Peter Steiner
The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest
The Moment Magazine Cartoon Caption Contest
The Cartoon Collections Caption Contest
All These Cartoon Caption Contests and More
Attempted Bloggery's Paper-Trained Index
Monday, May 1, 2017
My Entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #567
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| "The last thing I remember is taking an Ambien." |
Throwaways:
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| "Aren't you ready for an all-nighter?" "I got here as fast as I could." "The secret to success is power napping." "I've gone undercover." |
May 8, 2017 Update: The Finalists
May 15, 2017 Update: I voted for the third caption.
May 22, 2017 Update: Winning Caption
Note: Last week, cartoonist Mick Stevens had Captain Ahab abandon his hunt for the white whale. My caption didn't have any legs. Direct your harpoon toward Contest #566.
Jeremy Nguyen is new to Attempted Bloggery today. With any luck, this appearance won't turn out to be the high point of his career.
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