Showing posts with label Jeremy Nguyen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jeremy Nguyen. Show all posts

Sunday, December 15, 2024

My Copy of At Wit's End: Cartoonists of The New Yorker by Alen MacWeeney and Michael Maslin

On November 21 at the Rizzoli Bookstore on Broadway, At Wit's End: Cartoonists of The New Yorker received its official launch. The book includes Alen MacWeeney's striking photographs of more than fifty New Yorker cartoonists past and present with accompanying profiles by Michael Maslin and a select sampling of cartoons. This is the first book celebrating the centennial of cartoonists at The New Yorker. One hopes there will be more. 

Seen on the panel at the event, left to right, are moderator Charles Traub, MacWeeney, and Maslin. Justin Sheen's photograph from the book is up on the screen behind them.



The half title page of my copy is signed by the two principals, Maslin and MacWeeney.

Many New Yorker cartoonists included in the book were present at the event. Should I have asked those cartoonists to add their signatures to that half title page? Maybe, but the cartoonists I approached all gravitated toward signing their own pages on the first (of two) spreads without any coaching. Here then are their pages alphabetically as signed, sometimes with a drawing, starting with that of David Borchart:














Note:  As you see, at the event I got fourteen people in total to sign my copy of At Wit's End. Although other cartoonists were also present at Rizzoli, I missed out on obtaining the signatures of Ellie Black, Akeem Roberts, Justin Sheen, and Victor Varnado. I suppose I have no one to blame but myself. If anyone did obtain signed pages from these cartoonists at the launch event or elsewhere and wishes to share them here, I'd be happy to append photos or scans of the relevant pages to this post.

As of this writing, Rizzoli still has books signed by the authors available on its website here.

Cartoonist Michael Maslin posted an extensive account of the book launch event on his Ink Spill blog here.











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Wednesday, November 30, 2022

My Copy of Jeremy Nguyen's Can I Pet Your Dog?

New Yorker cartoonist Jeremy Nguyen's first solo book is out and it's called Can I Pet Your Dog? It is a colorful compendium of offbeat strategies for petting other people's dogs. I purchased a copy online through the cartoonist's website and sent him a photo of my dog Minty whose portrait Jeremy kindly sketched in the book. Not a bad deal for $15 postpaid. I added another $10 for Pup: A Zine of Dog Cartoons. I'm generally not much of a zine person, but fill one with dog cartoons and I'm not going to say no.

Jeremy Nguyen
Pup: A Zine of Dog Cartoons and Can I Pet Your Dog?



The book is signed and paw-printed. It includes an original drawing of my dog Minty.




Like the book, the zine is signed by Jeremy and pawprint-signed by a cavapoo acquaintance of his named Lava, the one on the book's cover.


Note:  The very offer I took advantage of is still available on Jeremy's website here.


Minty is an eleven-year-old maltipoo. Here is her reference photo. Would you like to pet her?









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Tuesday, November 15, 2022

The CartoonStock Caption Contest #160

Some might say I'm not fit enough to enter the CartoonStock Caption Contest #160, but all it really takes is a credit card. Here's how the contest works: Three entries cost $5. Real cash prizes are $500 for first place and $100 for each of the five runners up. As of this writing, I've invested $30 in this my sixth contest, with no success whatsoever to report in the first five. My three entries are shown below at the top of the list; the lower captions were considered but not entered. The drawing is unsigned, but I'm going to guess it's by Jeremy Nguyen.


"My housekeeper hates me."
"I don't date."
"Mostly I sleep at my desk."
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"I can't go to bed drunk."
"I always go to bed sober."
"I avoid fluids after 8."
"I'm looking for a twice-a-day spotter."
"My girlfriend wanted more excitement."
"My housekeepers keep leaving me."
"My housekeeper keeps charging me more."
"In the back, there's a slide."
"My dates have to pass a fitness test."
"I wear sneakers to bed."
"I believe in the reward system."
"I date only Division 1 athletes."
"I'm going to put in an elevator."
"It seemed like a good idea."
"That's just for show. I have a sleeping bag."




November 26, 2022 Update:  The Winner



There is some icing on the cake as well. Eight-time New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest winner Lawrence Wood included all three of my captions in his commentary, a first:

To update the accounting, I am now $70 ahead on this contest so at last I'm playing with the house's money.




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Wednesday, October 21, 2020

The Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #97

Here are my entries in the Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #97. The drawing of "an unusual library scene" is by Jeremy Nguyen.

"It's in lieu of late fees."
"We specialize in true crime."
"We have the entire corpus."
"First their library cards expired."
"We also collect dead letters."
"This doesn't belong in the humor section."



October 28, 2020 Update:  The Winner





Quick Links to the Attempted Bloggery Archives:

Jeremy Nguyen

Libraries
  
 
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Wednesday, August 26, 2020

The Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #89

"This week’s cartoon of two people reading books comes from Jeremy Nguyen." Thank you, Cartoon Collections, for that succinct and helpful explanation of this cartoon. Meanwhile the image file bears an intriguing name, or rather string of words: softcover, books, furniture, apartment, misnomer, hardcover, chair. What do you suppose the misnomer could be? I have no idea. My three misnomer-free entries are shown here.

"Would you mind standing? I want to read your chair."
"Next time, let's make the seat cushions softcover."
"I just don't see why we need a bookcase."





September 3, 2020 Update:  The Winner





Quick Links to the Attempted Bloggery Archives:

Jeremy Nguyen

Books


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Monday, August 10, 2020

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #719—Almost

It's open house for my non-entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #719 dated August 10, 2020. I did not get around to entering what I wrote. The drawing is by Jeremy Nguyen.

"The seller lost too many socks."


These captions just weren't clean enough:
"It's just pop architecture. The laundromat is around the corner."
"You'll need a lot of coins."
"They're both washers. On the roof there's a clothesline."
"I can have you in it for pocket change."
"As you can see, it has every convenience."
"You don't need to bring your dirty clothes inside."
"Would you like to take it for a spin?"




August 17, 2020 Update:  The Finalists


August 24, 2020 Update:  I didn't vote this week. I'm partial to Bellingham. Peekskill's not bad either.


August 31, 2020 Update:   The Winner



Note:  Last week in the Caption Contest, cartoonist Michael Maslin showed us a horse of a different color—at least regarding its shoes. My caption wasn't even as good as that last sentence. Put on some snazzy footwear—matching, of course—and check out Contest #718.



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Monday, February 10, 2020

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #697

Stand clear of the closing doors on my career entering The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #697 for February 10, 2020. The drawing is by Jeremy Nguyen.

"Soon you'll be wishing for shark-infested waters."


This one was not entered:
"Say farewell to the Argh train."



February 24, 2020 Update:  The Finalists


March 2, 2020 Update:  I voted with Mount Horeb.


March 9, 2020 Update:
  The Winner



Note:  In last week's Caption Contest, cartoonist Hartley Lin
 took us to a restaurant where they serve up dinner in a trough. Even I couldn't stomach my caption. Have a taste of Contest #696.




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Monday, April 8, 2019

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #657

Here is my dogged entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #657 for April 8, 2019. The drawing is by Jeremey Nguyen.
"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a human."


Of course, this caption alludes unashamedly to Peter Steiner's famous cartoon from the New Yorker of July 5, 1993:
These captions were all but untrainable:
"This job has gone to the dogs."
"I'm being replaced by a dog wrangler."
"I'm being replaced by a police dog."
"I'm being replaced by a dog walker."
"Seriously, no leashes?"
"I wouldn't mind if we didn't have to walk them."



April 15, 2019 Update:  The Finalists




April 22, 2019 Update:  I voted with Fredericton, but don't ask me to find it on a map.



April 29, 2019 Update:  The Winner



Note:  Last week cartoonist P. C. Vey presented us with a husband on skis reading a newspaper in his living room while his wife explained the situation to a friend. My caption was all uphill from there. Schuss into Contest #656.


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Monday, May 1, 2017

My Entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #567

Curl up under the covers with my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #567 for May 1, 2017. The drawing is by Jeremy Nguyen.

"The last thing I remember is taking an Ambien."


Throwaways:
"Aren't you ready for an all-nighter?"
"I got here as fast as I could."

"The secret to success is power napping."
"I've gone undercover."


May 8, 2017 Update:  The Finalists



May 15, 2017 Update:  I voted for the third caption.


May 22, 2017 Update:  Winning Caption



Note:  Last week, cartoonist Mick Stevens had Captain Ahab abandon his hunt for the white whale. My caption didn't have any legs. Direct your harpoon toward Contest #566.

Jeremy Nguyen is new to Attempted Bloggery today. With any luck, this appearance won't turn out to be the high point of his career.

Who could respect a blog that doesn't have a little something to say on the subject of International Workers' Day?

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