For the CartoonStock Caption Contest #169, Jason Adam Katzenstein shows us a dog as commencement speaker at a graduation ceremony for dogs. How does one write a caption for this?
By now, you should have the rules of the monthly cash prize contest committed to memory: Five dollars buys up to three entries. Real cash prizes are $500 for first place and $100 for each of five runners up. As of this writing, I've put $70 into the first fourteen pay-to-play contests and this fifteenth one brings my cash outlay up to $75. I was fortunate enough to win $200 in previous contests, so I'm still playing with the house's money. The competition is fierce and I don't know whether I can keep this up, but I'm going to work at it like a dog. My three latest entries are shown below, above the break. Below the break are my also-rans.
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| "It's true. You will all have your day." "Ask yourselves why no graduating cats are here." "With homework behind us, I ate my own speech." * * * "We will now all fetch our diplomas." "Help yourselves to a diploma or a belly rub." |
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