Monday, December 2, 2019

My Entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #688

You'd better salute my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #688 for December 2, 2019. The drawing is by Carolita Johnson.
"Everyone has his price. Mine is a matter of record."

These captions weren't up to code:
"I'm in purchasing."
"Ma'am, war doesn't come cheap."
"Today's military is up front about bribes."
"They're markers for future medals."
"The Administration gave me a receipt for my ethics."

December 9, 2019 Update:  The Finalists

December 16, 2019 Update:  I voted with Detroit.

December 30, 2019 Update:
  The Winner

Note:  In last week's Caption Contest, cartoonist P. C. Vey took us to the Macy's Parade. March into Contest #687.

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