Showing posts with label Shannon Wheeler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shannon Wheeler. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 13, 2026

Annals of Captioning: Facing the Data

On Thanksgiving, I was at the top of the world and the view was great. My caption, I just learned, had been selected as a finalist for The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #969, the one with the cornucopia served in a restaurant, by Shannon Wheeler. I'd been entering regularly since Contest #375, so it was nice to be recognized, if maybe just this one time.



But then the contest concluded with my caption ranked at third place in the voting. As a one-time finalist with zero wins, that places me no longer at the summit of Mount Olympus but down in the base camp in the company of a majority of the caption contest finalists. The rankings are maintained meticulously on the WordsBelow app by Victor Chongchua. It is a humbling thing to behold.


The top rankings go to those contestants who were seemingly born to write captions and who demonstrate their facility consistently. Their names are legend to those who follow the contest. Here are the top ten on the WordsBelow page as of January 12, through Contest #971:





And where do I fit in? By the WordsBelow algorithm, I am one of many who share the finalist rank of 180. My winner rank is 912. There are some 1,589 contestants who share both these ranks, defining the largest and lowest echelon of the contestant pool. Separately, the first, second, and third place outcomes affect the placement score, adding three points, two points, or one point, respectively. With the announcement of this week's winner on Monday, the finalist rank and winner rank each went up by one. Currently some 2,586 finalists are ranked on WordsBelow. Each week, some 5,000 to 10,000 contestants play and three become finalists.






Note:  My thanks to Victor Chongchua for explaining the WordsBelow placement score to me. I have corrected my wayward copy, I hope.



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Sunday, January 11, 2026

Annals of Captioning: Collecting the Original Art

Not so many years back, the winner of The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest would receive a print of the cartoon bearing the winning caption, signed and perhaps personalized by the artist. The two runners up in the contest would receive, predictably, nothing. Nowadays, the winner also receives nothing, other than bragging rights, a rules adjustment that allows the magazine to take entries from all over the world regardless of different laws and tax codes. Needless to say—but I'll say it—the two runners up still receive nothing as well.


Which is where I come in. Having at long last made it to finalist status in Contest #969, the cornucopia cartoon, after twelve-and-a-half years of weekly attempts, I finished third in the voting.



Many people told me they liked my caption although some admitted they didn't understand it. I, whatever the outcome, was delighted to have my name appear in the magazine for the first time, and during it's centenary year, no less. I decided to pursue ownership of the original art before I knew what the outcome of the contest would be. The artist, Shannon Wheeler, was happy to make the sale.


My vanity purchase arrived this past Friday. Shannon was kind enough to also include a rough drawing and a print of an earlier rough with his original caption. First let's look at the original art, which is what I had sought. 



The rough he sent was probably publishable too, but he chose to refine the image further. The signatures differ, with a full O on the rough in Shannon and a dot for the O in the finish.



The sale date, March 11, 2024, was a full year-and-a-half before the contest appeared in the magazine. Such a delay is not unusual for The New Yorker.


The print gives us Shannon's original caption on an earlier rough. 

Here then are the four captions:

Shannon also included a personal note, in which he is very kind:

I was delighted even with the mailer. It bears several stamps saying Do Not Bend. There is also a stamp of Shannon's comics character Too Much Coffee Man, who has the same message:


The postal service heeded TMCM and the art arrived without a crease.


Note:  You too can own original art by Shannon Wheeler. Just visit his Etsy page here.








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Monday, November 24, 2025

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #969

In The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #969 from the issue of November 24, 2025, we see a restaurant table where a horn of plenty has been placed before a couple. The waiter speaks. My entry appears below. The drawing is by Shannon Wheeler.

"Compliments of the chef, who went home early."




These captions were just a little too much:
"It's our special for Throwback Thursday."
"We ask that you consume conspicuously."
"There's a standard 1000% gratuity."
"How many doggie bags would you like?"
"It's an unusual commitment for a first date."
"Save room for dessert."
"I hope you don't have theater reservations."
"Compliments of the chef, who doesn't feel like cooking."





December 1, 2025 Update:  The Finalists




December 20, 2025 Update:
  I voted for my own caption, the one from Princeton. It's the first time I got to do this.


On Monday morning, December 15, during an off-week for the contest, this result was briefly posted online and subsequently taken down. Is it the actual outcome, or just a reformatting of the captions in the order in which they were originally placed pending a final result? Stay tuned.








December 22, 2025 Update:  The Winner











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Sunday, June 4, 2023

The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Podcast Episode 110

This week, I am pleased to be the guest on the one-hundred tenth episode of The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest Podcast. It's my very first podcast, and the podcasters' first talk with someone who's primarily a blogger. I talk about the history of New Yorker cartoons and many other things.




If you wish, you may listen on:

iTunes

Podbay

Spotify




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Thursday, March 30, 2023

National Doctors' Day: Making the Diagnosis With P. C. Vey

Today on National Doctors' Day we honor physicians for the essential work they do. P. C. Vey's original cartoon art for The New Yorker is presented here in acknowledgement of this noble tradition. The drawing was consigned to Swann Auction Galleries by Cartoon Collections in 2019 for the December Illustration Art sale.

"Oh, I do love a mystery."
P. C. Vey
Original art
The New Yorker, September 21, 2015, p. 72







P. C. Vey
Hammer price
Swann Auction Galleries Illustration Art sale of December 10, 2019, Lot 275

Price realized with buyer's premium



The cartoon in the present lot was published by The New Yorker in 2015.

"Oh, I do love a mystery."
P. C. Vey
Original art
The New Yorker, September 21, 2015, p. 72


A cartoon by P. C. Vey






Those who purchased a Cartoons from The New Yorker 2018 calendar may also recall the drawing, which was featured prominently on the front of the box.




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Wednesday, March 29, 2023

Shannon Wheeler: Murder Mystery

In 2019, Cartoon Collections (now CartoonStock) consigned a number of pieces of original New Yorker cartoon art to Swann Auction Galleries for their semiannual Illustration Art sale. Among them was this gem from Shannon Wheeler:

"Any clues?"
Shannon Wheeler
Original art
The New Yorker, January 30, 2012, page 39






Original New Yorker art by P. C. Vey, Shannon Wheeler, and Jack Ziegler were offered in the sale. These were consigned by Cartoon Collections, which also represented other New Yorker cartoonists in the sale.
Original New Yorker cartoon art by P. C. Vey, Shannon Wheeler, and Jack Ziegler on display at Swann Auction Galleries in 2019 before the sale





Shannon Wheeler
Hammer price
Swann Auction Galleries Illustration Art sale of December 10, 2019, Lot 277

Price realized with buyer's premium



The cartoon was published in The New Yorker in 2012:

"Any clues?
Shannon Wheeler
Original art
The New Yorker, January 30, 2012, page 39

A cartoon by Shannon Wheeler




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Tuesday, March 28, 2023

Shannon Wheeler: The Only Redeemable Coupon in Life

If ever a character belonged on a coffee mug, it's Shannon Wheeler's Too Much Coffee Man. A promotional drawing from 2016 was one of three used as a part of a wraparound design. The mug informs us that "The only redeemable coupon in life is action," and this drawing is pure hyperkinetic action. The artist sold his original art of the perennially overcaffeinated character in 2017 on Etsy.




Shannon Wheeler
Etsy listing accessed January 8, 2017






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Wednesday, June 29, 2022

The CartoonStock Caption Contest #155

The CartoonStock Caption Contest #155 is the first from the company that is pay-to-play. Five dollars gets you three entries and a chance at a single $1,000 cash prize. CartoonStock's basic business problem with the caption contest is that it is a recurring expense that brings in little or no licensing revenue. Therefore the frequency has been halved and halved again, making the contest feel less and less relevant. The answer is to try to generate enough revenue from those playing the contest to cover expenses, and to generate more interest in the contest from the significant prize money. The new calculation for caption contestants is that it isn't worth entering the contest unless one is convinced one has a better than 1-in-200 chance of winning. Fortunately for CartoonStock, most of us caption writers are delusional about how funny our entries are. To wit, my three sidesplittingly hilarious entries are shown below. The drawing is by Shannon Wheeler.

"There's nothing to do. Next time we'll go to your place."
"We're raising him without religion."
"We're all so unflappable."



These captions didn't take wing:
"Where do you suppose they learned to be so complacent?"
"There's just not much to do on a playdate in purgatory."
"It took us many years to learn to do nothing."
"I thought there would be more to do in hell."
"Since when do we let them play with brimstone?"
"See? Good and evil CAN coexist."




July 9, 2022 Update:  The Winner


So, were my chances greater than 1:200? Evidently, everybody's were. Fewer than 150 people entered, meaning the first cash prize contest operated at a loss. It's not surprising that so few entered given the difficulty of this particular contest. Why put good money on such a long shot? Mathematically, though, I suppose my own odds were better than most, since Lawrence Wood, seven-time New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest winner, went out of his way to (mis)quote mine in his Caption Contest Commentary. I don't think the celebrated captioner's unintended edit made it any better.

Wednesday, February 16, 2022

The CartoonStock Caption Contest #149

I hope I didn't slip up on my entries in the CartoonStock Caption Contest #149. My three captions are shown belowThe drawing is by Shannon Wheeler.

"Either it's gigantic or I don't understand perspective."
"It's not big for a canoe."
"That's not how I remember the Monolith."





March 14, 2022 Update:  The Winner






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Wednesday, December 8, 2021

The CartoonStock Caption Contest #144

I stayed up late for the CartoonStock Caption Contest #144 and I entered before the deadline. My three captions are shown belowThe high-flying drawing is by Shannon Wheeler.

"Well, someone rose to the occasion."
"You wanted to float something by me?"
"Usually you seem so grounded."



December 21, 2021 Update:  In his Caption Contest Commentary, Lawrence Wood mentioned one of my entries.




December 22, 2021 Update:  The Winner








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Sunday, June 13, 2021

The Nelson Line New Yorker Collection for 2021

For several years now the Nelson Line has licensed New Yorker cartoon and cover art for use in gifts, cards, and stationery. Products include trinket trays, coaster sets, note pads, journals, wine totes, zipper pouches, boxed notes, gift wrap, and magnets. The large variety of items are suitable as gifts for Father's Day and many other happy occasions. What more could the humor-loving public want? The 2021 catalogue shows the complete collection of available items. With luck, a few of these can be found at neighborhood stationers.
Cover with cartoons by Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Paul Karasik, and Kim Warp



Wine tote cartoons by Michael Crawford and Jason Adam Katzenstein. Other wine totes with Shakespeare quotations.
Zipper pouch cartoons by Bob Mankoff and Leo Cullum.





https://issuu.com/papereclips/docs/newyorker_catalog_1.20.21-web






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