Showing posts with label Avi Steinberg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Avi Steinberg. Show all posts

Monday, June 8, 2026

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #993

In The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #993 from the issue of June 8, 2026, three pigs are seated at a trough in a restaurant looking at the menus. The one on the left is speaking. My submission is shown below. The drawing is by Avi Steinberg. 

"Could you explain for my brothers the advantages of having a brick oven?"



These captions weren't quite good enough for me to serve up:

"Is the slop fresh?"
"I don't suppose the catch of the day is wolf?"
"It appears the house specialty is bacon."



June 21, 2026 Update:  The Finalists




June 27, 2026 Update:  I voted for the caption from Pamplona.


July 4, 2026 Update:  The Winner





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Monday, February 24, 2025

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #933

In The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #933 from the centennial issue of February 17 & 24, 2025, an artist in Central Park prepares to sketch a pigeon. He appears angry as he speaks. The drawing is by Avi Steinberg.
"Smile, dammit."




These captions didn't soar:


"When is one of you going to pay me?"
"Will you be the first to keep still?"
"You ALL say you'll bring me bread."
"They're ALL good likenesses."
"When do I get to spread MY wings?"
"Are you sure you have a good side?"
"Just don't crumple it up in your beak and fly away."




March 8, 2025 Update:  The Finalists







March 16, 2025 Update:  I voted for the caption from San Francisco.


March 19, 2025 Update:  The Winner









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Monday, September 2, 2024

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #911

Cue the organ music, please, for The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #911 from the issue of September 2, 2024. My caption is shown below. The drawing is by Avi Steinberg.

"Do you really think this will scale?"



These captions didn't animate life:

"What's our next move if he can't scare off the villagers?"
"Once again, my thanks to all the little Igors."





September 14, 2024 Update:  The Finalists





September 22, 2024 Update:  I voted for the caption from Portland.



September 29, 2024 Update:
  The Winner







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Monday, March 4, 2024

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #887

There's magic in the air in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #887 from the issue of March 4, 2024. My caption is shown below. The drawing is by Avi Steinberg.

"I will grant you three pay cuts."




March 15, 2024 Update:  The Finalists





March 24, 2024 Update:
  I voted for the caption from Albany.



March 31, 2024 Update:
  The Winner





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Monday, September 25, 2023

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #867

There are two trees and one is wearing a tie. Welcome to The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #867 from the issue of September 25, 2023. My caption is shown below. The drawing is by Avi Steinberg.

"Call me old-fashioned, but I'd prefer a yellow ribbon."





October 7, 2023 Update:  The Finalists




October 14, 2023 Update:
  I must have forgotten to vote. Even now I don't have a clear preference here.



October 21, 2023 Update:  The Winner








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Tuesday, December 13, 2022

The CartoonStock Caption Contest #161

There's something magical about the CartoonStock Caption Contest #161. To recap, here's how the contest works: $5 buys you three entries. Real cash prizes are $500 for first place and $100 for each of the five runners up. As of this writing, I've invested $35 in this my seventh pay contest and I managed to win $100 on the previous outing. Odds remain good for now while few people enter. My three new entries are shown below at the top of the list; the lower captions were considered by me but ultimately not entered. The drawing of an onstage rabbit abandoned mid-act in a magician's hat is by Avi Steinberg.

"Did all you federal agents really think you could outsmart the greatest magician of our time?"
"But he promised not to go to Aruba without me!"
"Never mind him. It's a snug hat and you don't want to know where the dove is."
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"I need a volunteer from the audience eager to adopt a performing pet."
"His last words were 'Rabbits make such loving pets.'"





December 21, 2022 Update:  The Winner





January 22, 2023 Update:  The contest deliberations have been posted on YouTube.

Contest #161 Deliberations




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Thursday, March 19, 2015

The New Yorker Cartoons of the Year 2014

I'm a bit late with this, I know. It's been more than two years since I offered a peek at The New Yorker Cartoons of the Year 2012. I didn't even mention the 2013 edition, and for good reason. It contained an article by Robert Mankoff himself on "How to 'Win' the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest." I certainly wasn't going to share those secrets with you people. But then it turns out the word Win was in quotation marks, just like my losing captions....

Now it's 2014--well, 2015 in most time zones--so we have a new edition of the collection to add to our libraries. Once again, the 2014 edition is included free in the New Yorker iPad subscription, which does little to explain why I bought myself a print copy in Barnes & Noble. Let's just say I'm a very insecure individual.

The cover features a striking cartoon by J. C. Duffy with an awful lot of black ink, yet it's printed in every color of the rainbow. The banner is particularly eye-catching in red. "New Cartoons!" it screams. "New Features!! New Exclamation Points!!!" "I'll take it," I said to the cashier at Barnes & Noble. Did I really have a choice?
The New Yorker Cartoons of the Year 2014
Cartoon by J. C. Duffy
Twenty features are listed in the table of contents. Those without by-lines are sections with collected cartoons from the magazine. In my own personal stylebook, the one time it's okay to use the misspelling Alright is when referring to the Who's "The Kids Are Alright." The New Yorker knows better. It's apparently never okay.


The cartoonists represented in this year's edition:

Avi Steinberg, "Oh, it always starts politely."

No one is better at explicating the workings of a cartoon than Paul Karasik. Here he looks at a Charles Addams classic:

The section on cat and dog cartoons is led by Paul Noth:

Alen MacWeeney's photographs are collected in a useful feature to help you spot cartoonists in your travels. After all, you don't want to miss a New Yorker cartoonist sitting across from you on the subway. So, can you guess who this cartoonist is?


Michael Maslin explains what you need to know about the Western cartoon in "Why Out West?" Good title.
"Why Out West?" by Michael Maslin
Cartoon by Barbara Shermund


Where would New Yorker cartoons be without politicians? They practically ridicule themselves.

Robert Mankoff tallies up the votes on "The 10 Best Caption Contests." I don't want to talk about it.




Remembering Charles Barsotti:


Note:  It's Michael Crawford!  Say hi if you run into him.
Alen MacWeeney, Michael Crawford

Self Portrait with a Hole in the Head
Michael Crawford
Oil on palette
Image added August 4, 2015



My post on The New Yorker Cartoons of the Year 2012 is very nearly worth a trip into the archives.

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