My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #797

This week, my entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #797 from the issue of April 4, 2022, was not exactly dressed in shining armor. The drawing is by Kaamran Hafeez.

"Ask around discretely if anyone's seen a codpiece."

These captions were just too classy:

"I said, 'Oil can.'"
"Well, someone here must have WD-40."
"Would you start over? I'm feeling a bit rusty."
"Tell marketing I'm prepared to throw down the gauntlet."
"To the death then, or at the very least till Friday."

April 17, 2022 Update:  The Finalists

April 18, 2022 Update:  I voted for the caption from Sydney, mate.

May 6, 2022 Update:  The Winner

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