My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #776

Last week I worked from home on The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #776 from the issue dated October 18, 2021. My caption is shown below. The drawing is by Mort Gerberg.

"I wish he knew as much about fixing a relationship."

October 27, 2021 Update:  The  Finalists

November 7, 2021 Update:  I voted for the caption from Macomb Township.

November 13, 2021 Update:  The Winner

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My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #713

Hop on board for my entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #713, dated June 15, 2020. The drawing is by Lars Kenseth. My caption is based on my daughter's idea.

"By all means run off and join the circus. Just find your own damn ride."

These captions didn't pass inspection:

"You know the rules. No agents."
"Sorry, no clown school dropouts."
"Sir, I'm afraid this isn't your Uber."

June 22, 2020 Update:  The Finalists

June 29, 2020 Update:  I voted with Paris.


July 13, 2020 Update:  The Winner

Note:  Last time around in the Caption Contest, cartoonist Mick Stevens showed us the moment when the dinosaurs' fate was sealed. My caption proved to be lacking in survival skills. It's the beginning of the end for the big guys at the office in Contest #712.


Quick Links to the Attempted Bloggery Archives

Lars Kenseth

Clowns

The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

The Moment Magazine Cartoon Caption Contest

The Cartoon Collections Caption Contest

All the Above Cartoon Caption Contests and More

Attempted Bloggery's Socially-Distanced Index

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