The Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #6

Here are my entries in the Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #6. The drawing is by Lila Ash.

"In lieu of a tip, could I borrow some batteries?"
"My arms hurt. Could I borrow a bicycle?"
"Next time I'm going with Velcro shoelaces"
"It's the latest in anti-drone technology."
"I'm being replaced by a kid on a bicycle."
"I've been neglecting my quads."
"The corner deli has been acquired by Amazon."

January 27, 2019 Update:  Winning Caption







Note: This is Lila Ash's first appearance on the blog.


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My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #638

Hover over my entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #638 for November 5, 2018. The drawing is by Farley Katz.

"Now you can ditch those suspenders forever."

November 12, 2018 Update:  The Finalists

November 19, 2018 Update:  I voted for the first caption, it being the closest to my own.
 


December 3, 2018 Update:  The Winner

Note:  Last week cartoonist P. C. Vey gave us a man raking up the leaves behind a rope barricade. Fall into Contest #637.

Then see my older posts about Farley Katz before he went all high-tech.

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Views of Arizona: Stating the Obvious

You will seldom go wrong if you assume that a great many people lack common sense. This sign, which one might suppose should be unnecessary, was posted in the Village area of the Grand Canyon.

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