Showing posts with label dolphins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dolphins. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

My Entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #546

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #546 for November 21, 2016. The drawing is by Michael Maslin.

"Boy, have they got your number!"

Here are the captions that were lost at sea:
"Seriously, do I have a bottle-nose?"
"I'd rather see them do a lifeboat."
"They just love a captive audience, don't they?"
"Does that dolphin make my butt look fat?"
"You call it playful; I say it's smug."


Now cartoon editor Bob Mankoff has chosen ten top entries as informed by the crowdsourced rankings, and we can allow ourselves some amazement at how relatively close my caption is to the first of these (they're actually in random order).
https://www.research.net/r/546MC

November 28,  2016 Update:  The Finalists



December 5, 2016 Update:  I forgot to vote. I like the third caption.


December 12, 2016 Update:  Winning Caption





Note:  Last week cartoonist Paul Noth promoted a houseplant to the top corporate job. My caption got stuck in the mailroom. Come meet the Chief Executive Officer in Contest #545.

If you're ever stuck on a desert island, you'll be oh so grateful for this link.

If you stay for more than a three-hour tour, you can also bring along a link to posts about Michael Maslin.

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Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Sergio Bustamante's Dolphin Hatchlings

Dolphins are marine mammals, of course, so they aren't born from eggs, but we'll have to allow Sergio Bustamante some artistic license here. In our home, we have a wonderful sculpture of his showing three colorful toucans. While these birds can be expected to hatch from eggs in the real world, he has them emerging from cracks in a mushroom, which is at the very least an equally fanciful idea.

Sergio Bustamante, Four Dolphins Emerging from an Egg

Sergio Bustamante, Four Dolphins Emerging from an Egg

Sergio Bustamante, Four Dolphins Emerging from an Egg, Detail
Sergio Bustamante's signature
Sergio Bustamante, Four Dolphins Emerging from an Egg, eBay Winning Bid, March 7, 2013

Sergio Bustamante, Four Dolphins Emerging from an Egg, eBay Item Description, March 7, 2013

It occurs to me that there was no need to have a total of eleven bids when the eBay seller had made it perfectly plain that the reserve price was set at $500 and that this reserve was the actual selling price. I suppose there was only one serious bid, with the others either using their bids to track the auction or else to show some interest in the event the item didn't sell.
Sergio Bustamante, Four Dolphins Emerging from an Egg, eBay Bid History, March 7, 2013

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