Showing posts with label Death. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Death. Show all posts

Monday, December 1, 2025

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #970

In The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #970 from the issue of December 1, 2025, the setting is a library (or maybe a bookstore). A librarian with a cart is talking to a woman in the Psychology section while they look at the Grim Reaper browsing nearby in the Self-Help section. The librarian speaks. My entry appears below. The drawing is by Hilary Fitzgerald Campbell.

"I'll start wheezing and lead him to the travel section."




These captions needed to be shelved:

"Why shouldn't he want to work more efficiently?"
"He'll never find anything to replace chess."
"I wouldn't mind some new life goals."
"He should be working on his people skills."




December 20, 2025 Update:  The Finalists







December 22, 2025 Update:  I voted for the caption from Burlington.


January 10, 2026 Update:  The Winner







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Monday, March 24, 2025

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #937

The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #937 appeared in the issue of March 24, 2025. A jester encounter Death. The Grim Reaper speaks. My entry appears below. The drawing is by Guy Richards Smit.

"No one will ever forget you, Yorick."




April 6, 2025 Update:  The Finalists






April 13, 2025 Update:
  I voted for the caption from New York.



April 18, 2025 Update:
  The Winner





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Monday, May 22, 2023

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #850

Death really rocks in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #850 from the issue of May 22, 2023 and one distraught neighbor has something to say about it. My caption is shown below. The drawing is by Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby.
"Don't you have anything better to do?"





June 4, 2023 Update:  The Finalists





June 10, 2023 Update:  I voted for the caption from Montclair.


 

June 12, 2023 Update:  The Winner






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Sunday, January 9, 2022

My Copy of Death by Laughter by Harry Bliss

Harry Bliss's cartoon collection Death by Laughter appeared in 2008. Many but by no means all of the cartoons are on the subject of death. This collection does not include any of his New Yorker work. There is an entertaining introduction by Christopher Guest which humorously  recounts his own early, unsuccessful attempts at cartooning. Fortunately, he found his way to film work. Guest then recounts how he and his wife went on to collect original cartoon art by a number of well-known cartoonists including Bliss.


A signed and authenticated copy of the book was purchased by me on eBay in June of 2017 for $9.98 plus $3 shipping. The cover illustrates the basic concept of Death by Laughter.


With the signature of Harry Bliss


Spoiler alert:  I admire the way Bliss chose to end the collection.


The back cover has a funny cartoon blurb.
The back cover


For once I did not archive the eBay auction. This is all I have:

The signature was certified by Beckett Authentication Services. I don't advocate making purchase decisions solely on the basis of certificates of authenticity, but in a case like this where a certificate corroborates what is already pretty clear, it can be a positive factor in the decision. 
Certificate of Authenticity

The authenticator placed a sticker in the book on the page directly behind the signature. Note the dedication and the acknowledgment of  the Grim Reaper.



An online record of the certification still can be looked up almost five years after the fact.
Certification verified January 8, 2021



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Monday, June 28, 2021

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #761

The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #761 is from the issue of June 28, 2021. My caption is shown below. The drawing is by Sam Hurt.

"Just don't make any lemonade."





July 5, 2021 Update:  The Finalists


 

July 24, 2021 Update:  I neglected to vote on this one despite having two weeks in which to do it, or perhaps because of it. While I appreciate that the first caption is the most similar to my own, it plays on the end of the saying that begins with "When life gives you lemons..." The third caption, of course, plays on the beginning of that very phrase. So I most likely would have voted for the second caption, from Altadena, which manages to do something unexpected.



August 1, 2021 Update:  The Winner






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Wednesday, March 3, 2021

The Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #116

Death visits the doctor in the Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #116. My three entries are shown below. The drawing is by Robert Leighton.

"You're in the wrong office."
"I'm sending you to a specialist I don't like."
"Everything looks good. Come back in fifty years."




March 13, 2021 Update:
  The Winner



My caption did get a mention this week from Lawrence Wood, the seven-time New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest winner, in his commentary on the contest. This is the twelfth time one of my captions has been memorialized in this manner. Apparently I'm one of the few this week attempting to bear the standard of medical humor. Heaven help us.

https://more.cartooncollections.com/exit-interview-caption-contest-commentary-with-lawrence-wood/



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Thursday, March 21, 2019

Last Laughs Signed by Mort Gerberg

We've all got to depart this world sometime but while we're here we might as well try to enjoy our mortal predicament. Last Laughs: Cartoons About Aging, Retirement...and the Great Beyond is an anthology of cartoons that's sure to help. The book was published in 2007—no volume is too timely for this blog—and a copy seen on eBay is signed by the editor, cartoonist Mort Gerberg. The cover cartoon is by Arnie Levin. Surely aging and death are great universal topics for cartoons, but just what is so funny about retirement?


Inscribed "Best Wishes.
Mort Gerberg"
Mort Gerberg
eBay Listing Ended April 17, 2016


Mort Gerberg
eBay Item Description

Mort Gerberg
eBay Bid History
One last-minute bid






Quick Links to the Attempted Bloggery Archives:

Mort Gerberg


Arnie Levin

Signed Books

Spring Has Sprung!

Death Has the Final Word!

Attempted Bloggery's Moribund Index


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Wednesday, January 23, 2019

The Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #7

Dearly beloved, behold my entries in the late Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #7. The drawing is by Charlie Hankin.

"His last words were 'Do you have any idea who I am?'"
"He didn't care for the new guy."
"His favorite saying was 'It's always harvest time.'"
"I'll miss him. His loathing knew no bounds."
"He always hated peaceful endings."
"He was also good at taxes."
"He never shirked his duty."
"He never failed to lose a client."



January 30, 2019 Update:  The Winner


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Sunday, October 21, 2018

Barbara's Copy of Last Laughs

Reader David from Manhattan has sent photographs of the collection Last Laughs: Cartoons About Aging, Retirement...and the Great Beyond signed by three New Yorker cartoonists. Marisa Acocella Marchetto has signed it with her usual drawing of a shoe, one she uses practically as a monogram or personal logo. The late Jack Ziegler has inscribed the book "For Barbara, Best Wishes..." while editor Mort Gerberg wrote "Best wishes Barb[a]ra—Thanks for remembering the piano...." The piano? David reports snagging this copy of the book recently for a very reasonable $10.
Mort Gerberg, editor
Last Laughs: Cartoons About Aging, Retirement...and the Great Beyond
(New York:  Scribner, 2007)

Signed by Marisa Acocella Marchetto (with a drawing of a shoe), and inscribed to Barbara by Jack Ziegler and editor Mort Gerberg



Note:  You can add books signed and/or drawn in by multiple New Yorker cartoonists to your long list of items that can be submitted to this blog and which will (very likely) be received with favor.


Quick Links to the Attempted Bloggery Archives:


Mort Gerberg

Marisa Acocella Marchetto


Jack Ziegler

Signed Books with Original Drawings

Attempted Bloggery's Graceful Index

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Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Mortal Remains

Mortal Remains by Ricardo Bloch and Don Celender is a 1996 survey of four hundred creative people that asks them about their long-term plans for burial . . . and beyond. My initial reaction was to avoid this morbid but extremely personal topic.

But then I wondered.... What sort of monument would architect Frank Gehry wish for himself? What would poet Allen Ginsberg, author of the moving "Kaddish," want written on his tombstone? What about fiction writer T. C. Boyle? And finally, regarding the subject whose inclusion alerted me to this book in the first place, what are the eternal resting plans of cartoonist Roz Chast, and are they presented in the form of her matchless graveyard cartoons?


Mortal Remains
Signed by Ricardo Bloch and Don Celender

Ricardo Bloch and Don Celender
eBay Listing Retrieved September 16, 2018

Ricardo Bloch and Don CelendereBay Item Description

An example of a tombstone cartoon from last year by Roz Chast:
Roz Chast
The New Yorker, January 9, 2017, page 55





Note:  Well, who has a copy of this book?


Quick Links to the Attempted Bloggery Archives:


Roz Chast

Allen Ginsberg (Sort Of)


Death

Attempted Bloggery's Life-Sustaining Index

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Monday, December 11, 2017

My Entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #596

As ye sow, so shall ye reap my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #596 for December 11, 2017. The drawing is by Frank Cotham.

"I prefer mine dark."


The caption not taken:
"Yes, I will take one for the, er, road."



December 25, 2017 Update:  The Finalists



January 1, 2018 Update:  I forgot to vote, but I would've gone for the third caption, it being closest to my own.



Note:  Last week cartoonist Drew Dernavich's snowman went on a shopping spree. My caption got a frosty reception. Let's wrap up Contest #595.

See what cartoonist Frank Cotham already has reaped on this blog here.

Attempted Bloggery supports net neutrality.

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Monday, October 24, 2016

My Entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #541

Look, I'm very wary of answering the door for anybody, but I'm happy to share my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #541 for October 17, 2016 with all comers. The drawing is by David Borchart.

"Well, I don't fear the sneakers either."


New Yorker cartoon editor Bob Mankoff has revealed his top fourteen captions as informed by the crowd-sourced rankings. I somehow doubt he's a fan of Blue Öyster Cult.
https://www.research.net/r/541MC




The Finalists:



This should explain where my head was this week:
"(Don't Fear) the Reaper" (1976)
Blue Öyster Cult



October 31, 2016 Update:  I voted for the third caption.


November 7, 2016 Update:  Winning Caption




Note:  Last week, cartoonist Will McPhail's doctor played it safe. My caption missed the diagnosis entirely. Break into Contest #540.

See what else David Borchart has reaped in the blog archives.

There's simply no way you're going to find any other posts on this blog about Death, so don't even ask.

What do you suppose are the odds that New Yorker cartoonist Joe Dator's classic rock podcast Songs You're Sick Of' had a recent episode about Blue Öyster Cult's "(Don't Fear) the Reaper" that included a shout-out at the end to yours truly? Actually, they're better than you might think.

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Friday, April 15, 2016

My Entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #517—Almost

This is where ordinarily I would publish my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #517 for April 11, 2016 but I didn't come up with anything until long after the contest ended, and it isn't much at that. The drawing is by Harry Bliss.

"It isn't you. No one can bring a sickle into the courthouse."



April 18, 2016 Update:  The Finalists




May 2, 2016 Update:  Winning Caption



Note:  Last week Michael Crawford dropped in. See the results of Contest #516.

Here's my brief on Harry Bliss.

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