My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #754

Sound the alarm for The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #754 from the issue of May 10, 2021. The drawing is by Drew Dernavich.

"What do you say we take the stairs?"

These captions couldn't pass the physical:

"What sort of shape are we supposed to be in?"

"Is this another test?"

"You can't stick a square peg in a round pole."

May 23, 2021 Update:  The Finalists

May 25, 2021 Update:  I voted for the caption from London. Jolly good show.

May 31, 2021 Update:  The Winner

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