In The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #926 from the issue of December 16, 2024, we visit a standup comedy club. A tomato is onstage at the microphone while a broccoli stalk and a carrot are seated up front. The carrot speaks. The drawing is by Elisabeth McNair. |
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| "We're leaving at the first bent carrot joke." |
These captions were not USDA approved:
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| "I thought his humor would be too raw." "I might enjoy this if I were stewed." "He's funny, but there isn't any meat there." "Let's throw some nightshade." "He's looking at us. Don't turn red." |
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