Showing posts with label bald. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bald. Show all posts

Monday, October 3, 2022

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #821

I'm up in the air over The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #821 from the issue of October 3, 2022. My caption is shown below. The drawing is by Sophie Lucido Johnson and Sammi Skolmoski.

"It's not Rogaine. Guess again."


These captions failed baldly:

"Elvis has left the aerie."
"Let us prey."
"Rogaine."




October 11, 2022 Update:  The Finalists






October 18, 2022 Update:  I voted for the caption from Burlington.


October 24, 2022 Update:
  The Winner




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Wednesday, November 25, 2020

The Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #102

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's the Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #102! My captions are below. The drawing is by Evan Lian.

"Up, up, and toupee!"
"I stole it from Lex Luthor."
"Dammit, it's Kryptonite."
"Either I wear this or go back to my Fortress of Solitude."
"I fight for Truth, Justice, and the American Wig."
"Is this mild-mannered enough?"


December 2, 2020 Update:  The Winner






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