Please don't take me to court over my entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #732 for November 9, 2020. The drawing is by P. C. Vey.
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| "If it please the court, may I take the defendant home?" |
These captions were dismissed as hearsay:
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| "And what did little Johnny confess to in his sleep?" "Your Honor, permission to treat the witness as cuddly but hostile?" |
November 16, 2020 Update: The Finalists
November 23, 2020 Update: I thought these captions were pretty good. I voted with the Big Apple.
November 30, 2020 Update: The Winner
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