My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #378

Ahoy, landlubbers! This is my entry in The New Yorker's Cartoon Caption Contest #378 for April 29, 2013. The drawing is by Michael Maslin.

"She was my second choice. The only parrot in the shop called me a damn buffoon."

May 6, 2013 Update:  The Finalists

May 20, 2013 Update:  The Winning Caption

Note:  You can see my entry from last week here.

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