The CartoonStock Caption Contest #134

There's no evidence whatsoever that I'm ready for the CartoonStock Caption Contest #134. After two weeks, my several unsubmitted entries may be seen below. The drawing is by David Ostow and Dan Salomon.

"This case turned into quite the yarn."
"This case is just tied up in knots."
"Only she can unravel the evidence."
"I can have my uniform back when she finds the killer."
"I think we've found our cat burglar."
"To solve this one, we just have to pull a few strings."
"It's high time we went digital."

August 10, 2021 Update:  The Winner

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The CartoonStock Caption Contest #128

I have no idea what to make of the CartoonStock Caption Contest #128. My three entries may be seen below, but I can't explain them either. The drawing is by David Ostow and Dan Solomon. 

"He works in mysterious ways."
"Winged, yes. Angel, no."
"Do you really think I'm calling the shots here?"

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The Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #121

They're not quite masterpieces hanging on the gallery wall in the Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #121. My three entries are not quite masterpieces either, but they're shown below. The drawing is by David Ostow.

"Then in 1988 he became one of the first artists to experiment with Prozac."
"Around this time she finalized her divorce."
"Here she went all commercial."

April 15, 2021 Update:  With the transition from Cartoon Collections to Cartoonstock, some entries were lost and the contest had to be run for a second time. This gave me the chance to rethink two of my entries.

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