Monday, April 13, 2026

My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #986

In The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #986 from the issue of April 13, 2026, a woman is doint squats with barbells in a gym while Atlas kneels with the world on his shoulders, sweating. The woman speaks. My submission is below. The drawing is by Daniel Kanhai.


"But can you touch your toes?"
"How do you hydrate?"
"Aren't there asses to stare at in Rockefeller Center?"
"Again, I'm never going to read Ayn Rand."




These captions didn't work out:
"But can you touch your toes?"
"How do you hydrate?"
"Again, I'm never going to read Ayn Rand."



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