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| Edward Gorey Reilly Books listing accessed October 6, 2024 |
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I laughed at the Lorax, "You poor stupid guy! You never can tell what some people will buy." --Dr. Seuss
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| Edward Gorey Reilly Books listing accessed October 6, 2024 |
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| Helen E. Hokinson New Yorker cover proposal |
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| Helen E. Hokinson Ira & Larry Goldberg Auctioneers Manuscript and Collectibles Auction Sale 30, April 30, 2005, Lot 1238 |
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| E. Simms Campbell "Why, you darling! I can take this back and exchange it for just what I want!" Esquire, January 1935, page 121 |
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| E. Simms Campbell "He's been that way ever since he went to Oxford[.]" Esquire, February 1935, page 105 |
The worldly bellboy announces the play-by-play.
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| E. Simms Campbell "Why, th' big dummy——th' big greenhorn!" Esquire, January 1935, page 147 |
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| E. Simms Campbell "—and tell 'em this last brandy was lousy[.]" Esquire, February 1935, page 97 |
What a wardrobe malfunction looked like in 1935:
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| E. Simms Campbell "Well, you aren't saying anything——tell me what you think of it[.]" Esquire, February 1935, page 161 |
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E. Simms Campbell
"Thank God I'm a bachelor[.]"
Esquire, March 1935, page 31
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| E. Simms Campbell "Just be calm, Mrs. Marsden—I'll be with you just as soon as I answer the phone[.]" Esquire, March 1935, page 87 |
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| E. Simms Campbell "Y' jush been standin' there all evening—why'ncha grab a girl an' dance?" Esquire, March 1935, page 111 |
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| E. Simms Campbell The Tight Shoe Esquire, March 1935, page 127 |
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E. Simms Campbell
"My deah boy—these simply tear me to pieces!"
Esquire, April 1935, page 75
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E. Simms Campbell
"She ordered it because it had a cute name[.]"
Esquire, April 1935, page 107
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E. Simms Campbell
"Pre-shrunk—bah! I told you to get it half a size larger[.]"
Esquire, April 1935, page 127
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| E. Simms Campbell "Young man—if you work any more around here after hours—you're fired!" Esquire, July 1935, page 115 |
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| E. Simms Campbell "—we're going off the air, folks, but remember—send the cardboard wrappers to the Titsa Bitsa Biscuit Company[.]" Esquire, August 1935, page 121 |
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| E. Simms Campbell ". . . so I said, O. K. Toots—get out and walk then[.]" Esquire, October 1935, page 23 |
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| E. Simms Campbell "Madam, are you in quest of a kick in the pants?" Esquire, 1935, page 24B |
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| E. Simms Campbell "My husband, poor dear—he's working late again[.]" Esquire, 1935, page 54 |
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| E. Simms Campbell "Yes, dear, I know how buyers are—but you will be home this evening?" Esquire, 1935 |
To the Esquire reader, a hazard of working late at the office is receiving a proposition from the cleaning staff. Presenting the woman as lower class and promiscuous is one thing, but her being overweight is supposed to be the joke. Why? Is this an "If only it were someone else" moment? And since when does Psst take an apostrophe?
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| E. Simms Campbell "P'sst[.]" Esquire, 1935, page 112 |
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| E. Simms Campbell "But honey—I can't afford no cloth coat this year!" Esquire, 1935, page 42 |
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| E. Simms Campbell "All right then, Mr. Frisbee—we won't insist on the castor oil[.]" Esquire, 1935, page 98 |
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| E. Simms Campbell "His sister's fer puttin' him in a reform school but I wants him to be near his old man[.]" Esquire, 1935, page 42 |
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| E. Simms Campbell "The Zebra head would look much better over the mantel, dear[.]" Esquire, 1935, page 80 |
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| E. Simms Campbell "Aw honey, gee whiz—yuh may never see me again[.]" Esquire, 1935, page 68 |
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E. Simms Campbell
"All they keep sending, sir, is Yale 6, Harvard 0—Yale 6, Harvard 0—"Esquire, 1935, page 68 |
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E. Simms Campbell
"What are you thinking of, my love?" "Mrs. Dionne!"
Esquire, 1935, page 48
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| John Held, Jr. Yale-Princeton program cover November 12, 1927 |
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| John Held, Jr. eBay Listing Ended April 3, 2017 |
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| John Held, Jr. eBay Item Description |
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| eBay Bid History Eight bids, with the winning bid placed in the final ten minutes |