My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #969

In The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #969 from the issue of November 24, 2025, we see a restaurant table where a horn of plenty has been placed before a couple. The waiter speaks. My entry appears below. The drawing is by Shannon Wheeler.

"Compliments of the chef, who went home early."

These captions were just a little too much:

"It's our special for Throwback Thursday."
"We ask that you consume conspicuously."
"There's a standard 1000% gratuity."
"How many doggie bags would you like?"
"It's an unusual commitment for a first date."
"Save room for dessert."
"I hope you don't have theater reservations."
"Compliments of the chef, who doesn't feel like cooking."

December 1, 2025 Update:  The Finalists

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