My Entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #671

I took a stab at an entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #671 for July 29, 2019. The drawing is by David Borchart.

"They're nearly extinct, so I let them practice hunting."

These captions didn't survive the Ice Age:

"It's taken me years to train my backscratchers."
"You've got to try these backscratchers."
"Nice people. They're having me for dinner."
"After dinner they're going to draw me on the wall."

August 12, 2019 Update:  The Finalists

August 19, 2019 Update:  I voted with Chicago.

August 26, 2019 Update:  The Winner

Note:  Last week cartoonist Brooke Bourgeois shared with us some new active wear for bicycling. My caption must have slipped out of gear. You might want to take off the training wheels for Contest #670.


Quick Links to the Attempted Bloggery Archives:

David Borchart

Cavemen

The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest


The Moment Magazine Cartoon Caption Contest

The Cartoon Collections Caption Contest


All the Above Cartoon Caption Contests and More

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