All rise for my entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #664 of May 27, 2019. The drawing is by Pat Achilles.
These captions weren't legally binding:
June 3, 2019 Update: The Finalists
June 17, 2019 Update: I voted with Arden.
June 24, 2019 Update: The Winner
Note: Last week cartoonist Drew Panckeri showed us what's inside the pizza box. Grab a slice of Contest #663.
This is the first appearance of Pat Achilles on Attempted Bloggery. So as of today she's the very first name in my blog index.
Quick Links to the Attempted Bloggery Archives:
Lawyers
The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest
The Moment Magazine Cartoon Caption Contest
The Cartoon Collections Caption Contest
All the Above Cartoon Caption Contests and Then Some
Attempted Bloggery's Prestilitigating Index
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| "Any more misdirection and I'll misdirect the jury." |
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| "'Man-about-town' is not a plea." "In fact, close-up magic would NOT please the Court." "I will not tolerate misdirection during redirect." "Can you guess the sentence I'm thinking of?" |
June 3, 2019 Update: The Finalists
June 17, 2019 Update: I voted with Arden.
June 24, 2019 Update: The Winner
Note: Last week cartoonist Drew Panckeri showed us what's inside the pizza box. Grab a slice of Contest #663.
This is the first appearance of Pat Achilles on Attempted Bloggery. So as of today she's the very first name in my blog index.
Quick Links to the Attempted Bloggery Archives:
Lawyers
The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest
The Moment Magazine Cartoon Caption Contest
The Cartoon Collections Caption Contest
All the Above Cartoon Caption Contests and Then Some
Attempted Bloggery's Prestilitigating Index
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