My Entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #770

I tried to reach new heights with my entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #770 from the issue of September 6, 2021. My surefooted caption is shown below. The drawing is by P. C. Vey.

"When do you think he'll realize there's no cell service?"

These captions didn't reach the summit:

"You never know when you'll need a personal injury lawyer."

"Just ignore him unless you plan to lose me in the woods."
"You're right, I don't need a defense attorney—yet."

September 17, 2021 Update:  The Finalists

September 20, 2021 Update:  I voted for the caption from Mount Horeb.

September 28, 2021 Update:  The Winner

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