Try not to stare at my entries in the Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #40. The drawing is by P. C. Vey.
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| "Relax. I'm low on batteries." "My name is Rachel but people call me Ray." "No worries. This thing hasn't worked all week." "I lost two husbands to a software glitch." "Why are men so intimidated by a powerful woman?" "Go ahead, say I'm shrill." "A penny for your thoughts, or should I just extract them?" "I find it's a great conversation ender." |
I could have entered these captions but didn't. Were they up to speed?
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| "I like you. Is there anyone here you'd like annihilated?" "Actually, it dispenses mustard." "Go ahead, make my ray." "Watch out, buddy, the warranty is up." "With great power comes a great electric bill." |
September 18, 2019 Update: The Winner
September 25, 2019 Update: I see that Lawrence Wood, in his analysis of this contest, mentions my last two entries, a first.
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