My Entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #490

Here is my Entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #490 for September 21, 2015. The drawing is by Paul Noth.

"Do I have your undivided attention?"

I didn't submit this one:

"Get it off your chest."

September 28, 2015 Update:  The Finalists

October 12, 2015 Update:  Winning Caption

Note:  Last week Drew Dernavich gave us a six-car pileup. My caption was a wreck in its own right. See the unreconstructed results of Contest #489.

There's more on cartoonist Paul Noth in the archives and it deserves your blessing.

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