Matthew Diffee's Hand Drawn Joke Caption Contest

New Yorker cartoonist Matthew Diffee's brand new book is called Hand Drawn Jokes for Smart Attractive People. He promoted this book with a one-off caption contest. Here's my personal entry, with apologies to those of you who thought this was a high-class blog.

"No, I said take out the trash."

Hand Drawn Jokes for Smart Attractive People by Matthew Diffee

Matthew Diffee

Hand Drawn Jokes for Smart Attractive People by Matthew Diffee

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June 5, 2015 Update:  It occurs to me that I didn't get my caption quite right. I should have said, "No, it's the trash I asked you to take out." It's still crude, but at least my intention is clear.

Note:  After you've ordered a copy or two, check out my earlier blog posts about Matt Diffee.

My entire two-year history of trying to figure out Caption Contests is right here for the browsing. No, I haven't found the skeleton key.

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